smooth move

is mayonnaise an instrument? gh: bvdcirculation

[gerdamn]

everyone ask snow about her freddy krueger kink.

[gerdamn]

there are yellow roses that smell of lemons, what sort of fairytale shit is this? lemon fucking roses!

[creepish]

would you collect rocks with me. be honest

[warabou]

i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)

[sunflcwerss]

final set rehearsal before tomorrow ✅

boots ready for tonight’s sets to comfortably stan from the back so smoller people can have a good view closer to the stage (tall privilege is a thing y’all, let our small pals go in front n don’t block their view!!) ✅

vibe check ✅

[gerdamn]

[gerdamn]

today ain't the day, pals

[whispertxt-deactivated20211217]

No bro this isn’t a date listen bro It’s bruhnch

[sncwthaproduct-deactivated20201]

𝔲𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔢 𝔞 𝔰𝔥𝔬𝔬𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔱𝔞𝔯, 𝔴𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔦𝔡 𝔦 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔰𝔬 𝔡𝔞𝔯𝔨?

[gerdamn]

just painting mermaid boobs gold today hbu

[gerdamn]

ever watched a tiny cat being banished from the room because of the toxic smell that came from his butt? the toxic smell did not come from his butt. blame ur farts on innocent pets, kids. 

[deterioratingfeminist]

good morning humans and aliens alike. it’s your girl lights here. tickler of synths and ruler of azeroth. i’m a cat obsessed (love me a chonky boi), coffee obsessed dweeb and my favourite passstime is sipping cheap wine infront of my computer. some day i hope to be reincarnated as an elf, but for now you can catch me on gh@lightsalots

[portaltwo-deactivated20190224]

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[gerdamn]

if you don’t put a shirt on by midday then you just need to accept it isn’t happening at all today lbr

[gerdamn]

if u want to impress her get her a four foot mermaid statue with a good pair of tiddies

[gerdamn]

how many times has my phone seen me pick my nose?