Squire

40, Czech, mother of three. I'm squire on AO3. This is a multifandom blog, mostly for my own amusement. Also have a side blog at @sinningsquire that's dedicated to sin, any of my current obsessions and NSFW stuff.  

[rvllybllply2014]

He sure does love his fruits

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

We just not going to talk about how he can also do pottery? With chocolate?

[knitmeapony]

And stickers!

[gholateg]

he HAS A not chocolate version of that god damned bowl right there! TAUNTING US, and holding the not pastries kiwis!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[squire-reblogs]

Mine as well.

Well, you miss 100 % of the cans you don't kick...

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[kingjaffejoffer]

[wckm-reblogs]

It can go all the way down to the county level, which is kinda crazy.

[choppaburrata]

31,493 people have my surname.

And I will fight them all*

[ruinedrainbowpooka]

[pingintech]

i would put money on at least half of those 194 ppl being related lol

[squire-reblogs]

146 people and we’re all related by no more than 6 generations back

[kaydeefalls]

When your hamster shoves an entire stick of zucchini in his cheek and then goes about his day. 🤣

[rattle-my-stars]

[frnkieroismydaddy]

“He’s not going to fit that in his cheek.”

“Oh, he’s chewing it, it’ll be smaller.”

“He can’t possibly-”

“shit, I guess he can.”

[supreme-leader-stoat]

IT’S AS BIG AS HE IS

[squire-reblogs]

The first time I realised those cheek pouches go all the way down to their hind legs, I thought calling it a cheek pouch was wildly understated.

[lost-fool-wandering]

Kostel svaté Maří Magdaleny v Brně

-L.F.

[lost-fool-wandering]

SPAS MĚ -> SPRAS MĚ

Kostel svaté Maří Magdaleny v Brně - 18.1.2025

-L.F.

[lost-fool-wandering]

14.2.2026

-L.F.

[squire-reblogs]

Yeah this church has been in a terrible state for a while. I used to go there for weekly services some twenty years ago. Don’t know who takes care of it now but back then it was an order who had like 6 monks in the entire country to their name.

I hope they are doing well. I remember one of them who was getting overwhelmed with all that responsibility- financial troubles, pastoral duties, stupid politics within the Church - and he used to say: “I used to skip prayer so I could get at least a bit of sleep… I was wrong. I should have prayed more, not less.”

I hope you’re doing well, Father Damian, wherever you are.

[thoughtportal]

[fwunni]

hamsters are honestly justa dollop of an animal

[fwunni]

whatever. puts him on ur baked potato like sour cream.

[wumbreon]

Dollop of an animal appreciation post

[ilfascinodelvago]

[voluptama]

butt types

© Viktor Hertz

[lynati]

[memento-mariii]

[its-arson-time]

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

[datafags]

CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT

[oberorka]

[the-eclectic-penguin]

[phdstarscream]

I have reposted this before but I am always impressed by how well-thought out every spot is. There is no good place to sit. “Oh, Eomer’s cool, I’ll sit with him” but then you will have to listen to Gollum and Bilbo the entire flight. “I’ll sit with Sam!” Pippin and Merry will be turning around the entire flight to talk to him. Sure, you can sit with Elrond, but you’re going to deal with him staring down Aragorn and Arwen. You may love Legolas and Gimli, but will you love sitting BETWEEN them? Just when you see a spot that seems okay, somewhere behind or across the aisle is a terrible option. This is so good. No good seats on the LOTR plane

[squire-reblogs]

No seriously but what's wrong with 14?

The King of the Dead just wants peace. He will probably sleep the entire flight. Plus he might emanate some lovely cold which would help with my heat flashes.

Celeborn behind me looks like chill guy too, no danger from him kicking my seat.

Plus, it's an aisle seat, which is always a bonus. 14 is the seat for me.

[taggsvansen]

🐐THE GOAT HAS FALLEN 🐐

[cheryl-is-a-flower]

HELL YEAH!!!!

[guerrillatech]

[squire-reblogs]

This is the start of the road at which end is the Butlerian Jihad.

[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

[yourladyindank]

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

[black-girl-against-feminism]

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

[kayrowsyrup]

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

[jabberwockypie]

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[systlin]

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

[tulparightsactivist]

[queerspacetheory]

[starkswhee-deactivated20230108]

[bundibird]

You’re not allowed to let your chickens eat eggs purely because if they discover that they can, you will never get another egg from them again. They WILL eat them before you can collect them.

[awesomeavocadolove]

Yeah I was going to mention this. Once they get the taste, they’ll eat their own eggs and the eggs of other hens if they can. At that point, you gotta cull them.

[headspace-hotel]

I saw a post on pinterest recommending “anti-cannibalism spray” for chickens and the comments were all people like “It works!”

[pomrania]

Something I've gathered, is that almost everyone seems to think they only have a "necessary" number of shoes; however, everyone has a DRASTICALLY different idea of what that is.

For purposes of this post, I'm defining "shoe" as "footwear you'd wear outside the house", and "actually used" as "something you've worn within the past month, and/or that you expect to wear again within a year".

Reblog with how many pairs of shoes you have that are actually used, and what they are.

For me, it's a pair of steel-toed shoes that are what I normally wear when I have to wear shoes; sandals; running shoes; and winter boots. So, four pairs. (Plus there's the old worn-out stuff that I just keep in the closet because I'm allergic to throwing things away if it's still vaguely functional, but that's why I specified "actually used".)

[isuggestlandback]

One of my grandfathers was a dentist. The other was a fisherman.

I had a bonus grandfather who was a trucker.

What did your grandfathers do?

[hmantegazzi]

Ok, an unusually high number of people in the comments have relatives that probably have a Wikipedia article with their name.

[isuggestlandback]

I hope you don't mind if I share this, but this is a very good point!

[aquato-blog]

getting a note on a super old post

[estel-and-agape]

[possibly-emu]

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind