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@germholehater
♫ I am a canon divergent warring warrior scientist
From a show known for being it’s finest
Despite me being the show’s… Antagonist ! ♫
promo credited: @nerdynanny
Rules | Muses | Tags | Mobile Navigation A multimuse blog conquered by COBALT.
HEY YOU - yes you, ya landlubber! Ever wanted to sail the high seas? To pillage and plunder? Steal art? Collect treasure? Party and drink? Taste both the pirate’s life and the lap of luxury? Is your muse’s life lacking an adventure? Specifically, are they lacking adventure with a huge, one-legged, feral, middle aged botanist, from a planet of skeleton wizards and mold faeries, who also happens to be a pirate captain?
Then please INTERACT WITH THIS POST if you are willing to roleplay with a very eclectic oc:
~ Captain Red Handed Jessica of House Saldusaule ~
~ ~ ~ and the rest of the freaks and vagabonds that populate her weird world... ~ ~ ~
Indie / Multi / Selective / Active Dark Fantasy OC Est. Apr 15th 2025 by Onion Soup graphics by the talented @hyruleshop
@germholehater, continued:
"...so it was EASY to order an alligator snapping turtle?" He's decided to sit in his little vine-cage-chair thing, if only because it's easier on his tailbone than leaning when he does. "Maybe humans should vet their adoption gigs."
It'd make more sense to Kirby if the guy just used- goats, or something? So they matched his whole sheep thing. But Kirby isn't exactly a criminal mastermind, so he settles for staring at the man in a way that should make him reconsider his life choices.
"Not ORDER, just.. simply take one from it's natural habitat. Plus, I did not randomly pick them either. I had observe each turtle among their groups, and only FOUR were worthy enough."
Expect now there appeared to be a fifth one, and they were in his presence right now. The closer he even got to the being, the more his eyes squinted at them, trying to.. figure something out about them.
"So that even begs the biggest question here.. if I only intended for four turtles:
Where did YOU come from?"
why DID you pick turtles?
"..why not?"
Seat down, surprise creation, it's lesson time. There'd be no where to run from it either with coils of vines keeping them in place in a make-shift plant like web behind them.
"Turtles come in all kinds of forms compare to the most vicious species and each has their own unique ways of defense:
The softshell; with their a combination of speed and strong jaws.
Box turtle? Strong armory shell.
The red silder though was questionable for me to consider, proved me by their agility in the water and work well in groups.
Now the alligator snapping turtle... That's obvious based on their size."
..Oh, there was also another reason too,
"Plus they were easy to find without humans being all uppy about it."
@fifthturtlc
"Yeah, the castle up on the hill? We don't go there. Some weird yokai chained his boyfriend up in his basement there and then it exploded."
UM,
CREATION HE DID NOT CREATE HE CAN HEAR YOU. He thinks.
"at the end of the day, nobody's going to bail you out." "... BAIL. B-A-I-L. THAT WAS NOT A TURTLE PUN."
mun is 21+, no nsfw, all iterations of turtle media welcome. mostly dash based.
@stcries
TIGHT ABBED HUSBAND WHERE?
....Oh? Wild runes? With technology?
O h ~
pissing each other off as foreplay
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"Are you absolutely certain you're talking to me and not to the mirror, Barry?"
Oh, he did not just call him the name that only THREE people could use. THEY AREN'T THAT LEVEL YET. It's finger pointing now from Baron Draxum.
"MY BOYS LOVE ME NOW. THHEEEEY ACTUALLY TEXT AND CALL ME."
DOES YOURS? HMM? MISTER GADGET MASTER DISATER?
Oh, by the way- How was space during those ten years. Sure was LONELY wasn't it. Like how your kids barely show you any love."
"All thanks to Mr.Hamato over here, not you."
"Can't say the same for you, either. You allow your oldest to beat you and provide the most appropriate smack talking towards you. Great parenting, indeed~~~"
@stcries , @dcrkcrama
HA.
"My creations children are more behaved, and one of them is made out of Tuesday's special~"
"You lots rather have these wild parties that give memory losses and brainrot afterwards, than to be remembered as a grand fighter to a cause for the next generation?
..ahh..
I pray for their next kin to be better."
⮚ 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕞𝕚𝕥 ⮘ 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕠𝕣'𝕤 𝕖𝕕𝕘𝕖 𝔻𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟, 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕆𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕗𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕕
"Its... not nice to hurt people, how about talking it out instead???" Blake giving his best puppy dog eyes. Please, we all just wanna be friends.
"...Oh yesss, talk to the very people who'd point and scream if I dare even take a single breath.
Oh, let's not forget the rock throwing or trash either. That always work out when trying to talk."
Alas.. those best puppy dog eyes was no match to the cold hard truth.