maddie

౨ৎ˚⊹₊ ⋆ 23 taurus

[vetchtibbles]

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

[noodles-07]

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

[stuckinapril]

this email finds me in a field of sunflowers. i don’t give a fuck anymore

[junglejim4322]

Friendships as a teenager: we used to talk 5 hours every night now it’s down to 3… are we still friends 🤔? I wonder if they don’t like me anymore

Friendships as an adult: omg I’ve finally cleared up 20 minutes of my schedule to talk to my friend I haven’t spoken to in 4 months #bffs #we will find eachother in every life

[capacity2]

U want something and then when u get it it’s like omg………… I’m scared

[theblackparadeisdead]

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

[sweatermuppet]

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

[energyprison]

So cool you dont even have to teach cats to use the litter theyre just born with a passion for peeing on sand

[redrola]

[wretchie]

gotta get there

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[jodiefosterwallace]

"let people be wrong about you" is such good advice that i am unfortunately physically incapable of following. if i am incorrectly perceived by anyone i will simply start ripping things with my teeth

[urbanlegends]

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

[sunforgrace]

oh i get it now! what happened fundamentally and irrevocably changed me forever

[meteorherd]

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

[meteorherd]

see this person gets it