ratatouille's monster

ava fakename, 27, currently solving the disappearance of my neighbour's cat in the alps custom theme on desktop!

[jodiefosterwallace]

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[taiwanesekid05]

[c3po]

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

[mevil]

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[captain-price-returns]

Ball over every thing.

[shivroy]

[mrnotsosilent]

are they boyfriends???

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

this is the most ominous reply section i have ever seen i have GOT to read the manga and figure out what these two's deal is

[suricata-uwu]

[ID: the first two images are screencaps of Qifrey and Olruggio from Witch Hat Atelier. The images added in the reblog are of the post's replies, where 10 different people have all said "Worse". End ID]

[cubistemoji]

thinking abt that time in one of my art classes when the prof put up a silhouette of L from death note and said “this is not an effective design bc you can’t tell who this character is from this shape” 

and everyone in the class went like “yes we can that’s L from death note”

[mclennonyaoi]

[levourdalak]

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

[nifeandaccurate]

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

[levourdalak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

[nifeandaccurate]

>:3€

[levourdalak]

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

[jodiefosterwallace]

beautiful women should not be thinking about things like "mortgage pre-approval applications" beautiful women should be thinking about season 2 of pluribus. and yet

[3liza]

why is pjackk back unbanned?

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💬 1  🔁 0  ❤️ 60 · reference post about the "phantom report bug" · this post is not rebloggable because i need to be able to update it and ed

^^^ i spent all night and yesterday compiling information about a "phantom report bug", where people are getting emails from tumblr support about TOS reports they did not file. pjackk was banned off one of these phantom reports, i told tumblr support about it, and now he's unbanned. i think @garaks-padded-bra was also banned erroneously off a phantom report, so hopefully that will get reversed soon as well

PLEASE CHECK YOUR EMAIL FOR PHANTOM REPORT EMAILS. if you spot any, even if theyre old, tell me about them so i can add them to the list (linked above), and report them to tumblr support. POLITELY. tumblr support wants to fix this.

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[tvdaughter]

anyone else feel like a very maladjusted young alien girl child wearing the skin of a grown woman