speak softly and carry a big dick

24. any pronouns

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[shivroy]

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[abysswarlock]

[northisnotup]

[the-quasar-hero]

Bro, be honest, are you getting a little bit Genghis Khan?

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[glorioustragedykid]

You can bring you straight boyfriend to pride if you answer my riddles three

[wellfine]

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

[fwizard]

I’m getting threatening scam emails from author john green

[dumnslut]

[senatortedcruz]

This is so beautiful

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[trividium-in-unum]

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

11. K. 24. X

12. L. 25. Y

13. M. 26. Z

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X H A R L E M S H A K E X

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

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[kushblazer666]