speak softly and carry a big dick

24. any pronouns

[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[kleinergeist]

Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss

[theblackparadeisdead]

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Denier

[greatmagisterhexonic]

no

[theblackparadeisdead]

Call this guy the Mark Replier

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[molabuddy]

really specific trope i like that i feel like can only be explained in a diagram

[coolxatu]

[bai-marionette-deactivated20180]

*leaves

[coolxatu]

where are you going

[kosmogrl]

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[bad-moodboard]

Stages of Decomposition, Embroidery by calicoranger

[latetothepartyandconfused]

[ID: embroidery of a hand where each finger represents one stage of decay. The thumb shows fresh corpse and looks like a normal finger. The index finger shows bloat and is a bit more pale and bloated. The middle finger shows active decay and has light desaturated green colour and there are worms crawling through it. The ring finger shows advanced decay, it is dark and falling apart. The pinkie shows dry remains and is just bones. \end ID]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamoutofideas]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[dragongirlbunny]

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap