i wish sports were real

20s. there are no sideblogs. this is it icon by @majoramasks

[butterflypeaflowertea]

anime boys now fill the sociocultural niche the catholic saints once did

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[otterjpg]

[insert destiel breaking news meme here]

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[sanjipussyindulgence]

[lcnsdjstr]

Paeden Bennetts? The greatest who ever did it?

[sergal]

my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

[coastal-mangos-one]

[sanctus-ingenium]

Victorious

[thefutureisteal71]

Will Smith (hockey) (softball)

[greenbloods]

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

[crumbofmoon]

i fuck with this heavily

[we-rule-the-kingdom-inside]

this is frying me so bad. imagine showing up to the montreal victoire parade and you have no context for bou and her fuckass tuba

and now all of canada knows about your tuba

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users