FightnertheLeitner

Gerard Keay rp blog. New to rp, apologies if I mess up :') DNI if you think ppl shouldn't have rights unless it's Jurgen Leitner that bitch. DO interact if you aren't Jurgen Leitner or a bigot, though. That's cool.

[gerryburns]

The duck made its way slowly over to Gerry, plopping itself down in front of him and resting its head on the toe of his boot. It was honestly the most it had interacted with him in... a few weeks maybe? It had just stayed in its little corner of the office mostly, either sleeping or quacking away at him without any certain reason to. Gerry noticed how it would look at the (stolen borrowed) statements that made up its nest, or the closest thing to a nest anyway. It always looked somewhat curious in a way. It had that same look in its eyes now.

(-🦆)

Gerry reached over and scritched its head. "Hey, fucker. What, you remembered I exist?" He chuckled. "What's up?"

[gerryburns]

Ger Bear, I’ll be venturing into the Buried today. Wish me luck

I... good luck. But why the fuck would you do that??

[mxsternobody]

It was so cool I drank cave water

[gerryburns]

Congrats on the cave water but why did you go there???

[mxsternobody]

Mostly for the cave water, actually

[gerryburns]

Oh that is cool but aren't there fish in there? You're drinking their home :(

[gerryburns]

OH MY GODS GERRY IS THE CORRUPTION WHY I GET NO BITCHES

-( @i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed )

Actually, it should help your romantic life. Not healthily, but still. Are you really that bad at talking to people?

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

I mean- I’d like to think that I’m good with people? But it’s mostly because I’m trying to, you know, eat them? Wait- Oh my lords, are you implying that I’m the problem?? Gerry, I’m hurt

[gerryburns]

'Fraid so, mate.

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

You wound me, Book Burner (dramatic sigh)

[gerryburns]

You... literally tried to wound me when we first met.

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

But I don’t anymore! I’m very nice to you now. Mostly.

[gerryburns]

Yeah but how many people do you introduce yourself to by trying to eat?

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

!-.. most of them… Okay, all of them- but I’m still quite nice!

[gerryburns]

I'm sure you are, but most people don't appreciate getting bitten or eaten. Unfortunately, a lesson we all have to learn.

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

Most people aren’t as fun as me, Gerry. You need to enjoy the fleshier things in life

[gerryburns]

I... are you... what?? What do you mean by this??

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

That’s for me to know and for you to ponder, Gerry.

[gerryburns]

???

[gerryburns]

OH MY GODS GERRY IS THE CORRUPTION WHY I GET NO BITCHES

-( @i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed )

Actually, it should help your romantic life. Not healthily, but still. Are you really that bad at talking to people?

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

I mean- I’d like to think that I’m good with people? But it’s mostly because I’m trying to, you know, eat them? Wait- Oh my lords, are you implying that I’m the problem?? Gerry, I’m hurt

[gerryburns]

'Fraid so, mate.

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

You wound me, Book Burner (dramatic sigh)

[gerryburns]

You... literally tried to wound me when we first met.

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

But I don’t anymore! I’m very nice to you now. Mostly.

[gerryburns]

Yeah but how many people do you introduce yourself to by trying to eat?

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

!-.. most of them… Okay, all of them- but I’m still quite nice!

[gerryburns]

I'm sure you are, but most people don't appreciate getting bitten or eaten. Unfortunately, a lesson we all have to learn.

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

Most people aren’t as fun as me, Gerry. You need to enjoy the fleshier things in life

[gerryburns]

I... are you... what?? What do you mean by this??

[gerryburns]

Ger Bear, I’ll be venturing into the Buried today. Wish me luck

I... good luck. But why the fuck would you do that??

[mxsternobody]

It was so cool I drank cave water

[gerryburns]

Congrats on the cave water but why did you go there???

[gerryburns]

Hey Gerry, what are you planning to do with the body

Honestly? Torn between using the book on him to interrogate the bastard and just cremation. I could leave him where Gertrude was. That'd be fun.

[gerryburns]

Ger Bear, I’ll be venturing into the Buried today. Wish me luck

I... good luck. But why the fuck would you do that??

[gerryburns]

OH MY GODS GERRY IS THE CORRUPTION WHY I GET NO BITCHES

-( @i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed )

Actually, it should help your romantic life. Not healthily, but still. Are you really that bad at talking to people?

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

I mean- I’d like to think that I’m good with people? But it’s mostly because I’m trying to, you know, eat them? Wait- Oh my lords, are you implying that I’m the problem?? Gerry, I’m hurt

[gerryburns]

'Fraid so, mate.

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

You wound me, Book Burner (dramatic sigh)

[gerryburns]

You... literally tried to wound me when we first met.

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

But I don’t anymore! I’m very nice to you now. Mostly.

[gerryburns]

Yeah but how many people do you introduce yourself to by trying to eat?

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

!-.. most of them… Okay, all of them- but I’m still quite nice!

[gerryburns]

I'm sure you are, but most people don't appreciate getting bitten or eaten. Unfortunately, a lesson we all have to learn.

[gerryburns]

OH MY GODS GERRY IS THE CORRUPTION WHY I GET NO BITCHES

-( @i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed )

Actually, it should help your romantic life. Not healthily, but still. Are you really that bad at talking to people?

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

I mean- I’d like to think that I’m good with people? But it’s mostly because I’m trying to, you know, eat them? Wait- Oh my lords, are you implying that I’m the problem?? Gerry, I’m hurt

[gerryburns]

'Fraid so, mate.

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

You wound me, Book Burner (dramatic sigh)

[gerryburns]

You... literally tried to wound me when we first met.

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

But I don’t anymore! I’m very nice to you now. Mostly.

[gerryburns]

Yeah but how many people do you introduce yourself to by trying to eat?

[gerryburns]

OH MY GODS GERRY IS THE CORRUPTION WHY I GET NO BITCHES

-( @i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed )

Actually, it should help your romantic life. Not healthily, but still. Are you really that bad at talking to people?

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

I mean- I’d like to think that I’m good with people? But it’s mostly because I’m trying to, you know, eat them? Wait- Oh my lords, are you implying that I’m the problem?? Gerry, I’m hurt

[gerryburns]

'Fraid so, mate.

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

You wound me, Book Burner (dramatic sigh)

[gerryburns]

You... literally tried to wound me when we first met.

[gerryburns]

OH MY GODS GERRY IS THE CORRUPTION WHY I GET NO BITCHES

-( @i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed )

Actually, it should help your romantic life. Not healthily, but still. Are you really that bad at talking to people?

[i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed]

I mean- I’d like to think that I’m good with people? But it’s mostly because I’m trying to, you know, eat them? Wait- Oh my lords, are you implying that I’m the problem?? Gerry, I’m hurt

[gerryburns]

'Fraid so, mate.

[gerryburns]

OH MY GODS GERRY IS THE CORRUPTION WHY I GET NO BITCHES

-( @i-have-many-stomachs-to-feed )

Actually, it should help your romantic life. Not healthily, but still. Are you really that bad at talking to people?

[gerryburns]

Hey bestie, I found this in my attic

Yeahhh, you might not want to live there anymore.

[gerryburns]

The door opened and a book got thrown into his lap. "Here. Your precious book." Daisy said.

@thedaisytonner

Gerry giggled and placed it under his bed. "Perfect. Fucking perfect, thank you so much, really." He pulled out his phone and sent a quick text to somebody. "It's go time. Mr. Fairchild should be on his way soon. Hopefully."

[thedaisytonner]

"Fine. Hey. Listen. If anything happens to Basira.. or Jon. I will personally make your eternal afterlife a living hell."

[gerryburns]

"... Fair. I don't want anything to happen to anyone here. This book is the best way to prevent anything permanent. Thank you, really."

[thedaisytonner]

"You don't care at all. Well. Maybe your boyfriend but other than that.. stop pretending. Just help me get done what needs to get done. No need for theatrics."

[gerryburns]

He sighed, antsy. "I do care. But whatever. Now... we have to wait for Mr. Fairchild to do his part."

[thedaisytonner]

"How likely is it that he will actually do what he's told?"

[gerryburns]

"Oh, fuck, what if he's playing me? Fuck. Nope. No, I need to trust him. It's only been a few minutes since I sent the message, maybe he sleeps late. Just have to wait and see. As a back up, I'm thinking of asking Michael, though."

[thedaisytonner]

"The lying door..." she said with a raised brow. She crossed her arms.

[gerryburns]

"He- he knows how important this is. If anyone does, it's you a-and him. He wouldn't. Not for this."

[thedaisytonner]

"Right... right... yea I think it's best if we actually just get a bulldozer and drive into the bloody prison guns blazing... BUT.. sure, whatever, maybe your plan will work out too."

[gerryburns]

"I can't leave the Institute, unfortunately. Otherwise, we'd be doing him in his cell without the mess. It'd just be you, and I couldn't haul you back to save you as easily."

[thedaisytonner]

"Oh please. I could take on that old man. I have had actual dangerous avatars fight me before you know. He'd be ripped to shreds before he could even be smug about the fact that he "saw it coming"." She said. "He had to put all kinds of blackmail in place to avoid me picking a fight with him. He _knows_ better than anyone that he'd lose."

[gerryburns]

"Oh, no, there's no doubt that you'd win. But if you're bound to him, same as everyone else here, killing him means you die. And I can't come and resurrect you over there if I can't leave. So you'd just be gone. And that's not a risk I'll take."

[thedaisytonner]

"Such a gentleman. You'd have to kill me anyways if I go rampant like that. If I let the Hunt back in like that then.. well.. it's probably for the best that I'd die on the spot."

[gerryburns]

"Not a gentleman. Don't really do genders. Just me. But yeah, that's another reason all we can do is wait. I doubt you could drag him here, what with the guards."

[thedaisytonner]

"Fair enough. But I am going to do some digging into the prison. I'll just be the inevitable Plan B... in case.. one of your untrustworthy deciples doesn't follow through."

[gerryburns]

"Alright. I'll call you when things start moving."

[gerryburns]

The door opened and a book got thrown into his lap. "Here. Your precious book." Daisy said.

@thedaisytonner

Gerry giggled and placed it under his bed. "Perfect. Fucking perfect, thank you so much, really." He pulled out his phone and sent a quick text to somebody. "It's go time. Mr. Fairchild should be on his way soon. Hopefully."

[thedaisytonner]

"Fine. Hey. Listen. If anything happens to Basira.. or Jon. I will personally make your eternal afterlife a living hell."

[gerryburns]

"... Fair. I don't want anything to happen to anyone here. This book is the best way to prevent anything permanent. Thank you, really."

[thedaisytonner]

"You don't care at all. Well. Maybe your boyfriend but other than that.. stop pretending. Just help me get done what needs to get done. No need for theatrics."

[gerryburns]

He sighed, antsy. "I do care. But whatever. Now... we have to wait for Mr. Fairchild to do his part."

[thedaisytonner]

"How likely is it that he will actually do what he's told?"

[gerryburns]

"Oh, fuck, what if he's playing me? Fuck. Nope. No, I need to trust him. It's only been a few minutes since I sent the message, maybe he sleeps late. Just have to wait and see. As a back up, I'm thinking of asking Michael, though."

[thedaisytonner]

"The lying door..." she said with a raised brow. She crossed her arms.

[gerryburns]

"He- he knows how important this is. If anyone does, it's you a-and him. He wouldn't. Not for this."

[thedaisytonner]

"Right... right... yea I think it's best if we actually just get a bulldozer and drive into the bloody prison guns blazing... BUT.. sure, whatever, maybe your plan will work out too."

[gerryburns]

"I can't leave the Institute, unfortunately. Otherwise, we'd be doing him in his cell without the mess. It'd just be you, and I couldn't haul you back to save you as easily."

[thedaisytonner]

"Oh please. I could take on that old man. I have had actual dangerous avatars fight me before you know. He'd be ripped to shreds before he could even be smug about the fact that he "saw it coming"." She said. "He had to put all kinds of blackmail in place to avoid me picking a fight with him. He _knows_ better than anyone that he'd lose."

[gerryburns]

"Oh, no, there's no doubt that you'd win. But if you're bound to him, same as everyone else here, killing him means you die. And I can't come and resurrect you over there if I can't leave. So you'd just be gone. And that's not a risk I'll take."

[thedaisytonner]

"Such a gentleman. You'd have to kill me anyways if I go rampant like that. If I let the Hunt back in like that then.. well.. it's probably for the best that I'd die on the spot."

[gerryburns]

"Not a gentleman. Don't really do genders. Just me. But yeah, that's another reason all we can do is wait. I doubt you could drag him here, what with the guards."

[gerryburns]

The door opened and a book got thrown into his lap. "Here. Your precious book." Daisy said.

@thedaisytonner

Gerry giggled and placed it under his bed. "Perfect. Fucking perfect, thank you so much, really." He pulled out his phone and sent a quick text to somebody. "It's go time. Mr. Fairchild should be on his way soon. Hopefully."

[thedaisytonner]

"Fine. Hey. Listen. If anything happens to Basira.. or Jon. I will personally make your eternal afterlife a living hell."

[gerryburns]

"... Fair. I don't want anything to happen to anyone here. This book is the best way to prevent anything permanent. Thank you, really."

[thedaisytonner]

"You don't care at all. Well. Maybe your boyfriend but other than that.. stop pretending. Just help me get done what needs to get done. No need for theatrics."

[gerryburns]

He sighed, antsy. "I do care. But whatever. Now... we have to wait for Mr. Fairchild to do his part."

[thedaisytonner]

"How likely is it that he will actually do what he's told?"

[gerryburns]

"Oh, fuck, what if he's playing me? Fuck. Nope. No, I need to trust him. It's only been a few minutes since I sent the message, maybe he sleeps late. Just have to wait and see. As a back up, I'm thinking of asking Michael, though."

[thedaisytonner]

"The lying door..." she said with a raised brow. She crossed her arms.

[gerryburns]

"He- he knows how important this is. If anyone does, it's you a-and him. He wouldn't. Not for this."

[thedaisytonner]

"Right... right... yea I think it's best if we actually just get a bulldozer and drive into the bloody prison guns blazing... BUT.. sure, whatever, maybe your plan will work out too."

[gerryburns]

"I can't leave the Institute, unfortunately. Otherwise, we'd be doing him in his cell without the mess. It'd just be you, and I couldn't haul you back to save you as easily."

[thedaisytonner]

"Oh please. I could take on that old man. I have had actual dangerous avatars fight me before you know. He'd be ripped to shreds before he could even be smug about the fact that he "saw it coming"." She said. "He had to put all kinds of blackmail in place to avoid me picking a fight with him. He _knows_ better than anyone that he'd lose."

[gerryburns]

"Oh, no, there's no doubt that you'd win. But if you're bound to him, same as everyone else here, killing him means you die. And I can't come and resurrect you over there if I can't leave. So you'd just be gone. And that's not a risk I'll take."

[gerryburns]

The door opened and a book got thrown into his lap. "Here. Your precious book." Daisy said.

@thedaisytonner

Gerry giggled and placed it under his bed. "Perfect. Fucking perfect, thank you so much, really." He pulled out his phone and sent a quick text to somebody. "It's go time. Mr. Fairchild should be on his way soon. Hopefully."

[thedaisytonner]

"Fine. Hey. Listen. If anything happens to Basira.. or Jon. I will personally make your eternal afterlife a living hell."

[gerryburns]

"... Fair. I don't want anything to happen to anyone here. This book is the best way to prevent anything permanent. Thank you, really."

[thedaisytonner]

"You don't care at all. Well. Maybe your boyfriend but other than that.. stop pretending. Just help me get done what needs to get done. No need for theatrics."

[gerryburns]

He sighed, antsy. "I do care. But whatever. Now... we have to wait for Mr. Fairchild to do his part."

[thedaisytonner]

"How likely is it that he will actually do what he's told?"

[gerryburns]

"Oh, fuck, what if he's playing me? Fuck. Nope. No, I need to trust him. It's only been a few minutes since I sent the message, maybe he sleeps late. Just have to wait and see. As a back up, I'm thinking of asking Michael, though."

[thedaisytonner]

"The lying door..." she said with a raised brow. She crossed her arms.

[gerryburns]

"He- he knows how important this is. If anyone does, it's you a-and him. He wouldn't. Not for this."

[thedaisytonner]

"Right... right... yea I think it's best if we actually just get a bulldozer and drive into the bloody prison guns blazing... BUT.. sure, whatever, maybe your plan will work out too."

[gerryburns]

"I can't leave the Institute, unfortunately. Otherwise, we'd be doing him in his cell without the mess. It'd just be you, and I couldn't haul you back to save you as easily."