Let's tempt fate together

Grey || they/them || offbrand Jesus GrayAPOCALYPS69 on twitter ||REQUESTS FOR WRITING OR ART ARE NOW OPEN BECAUSE FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE EVERYTHING IS ON TRACK AND NOW IM BORED|| Sometimes I wish for the world to fall into ruin so I may wonder the apocalyptic landscapes with my mutant mut at my side as we search for answers, love and the last Waffle Fry on Earth. •PLEASE• •Do not tag me in chainmail or anything of the sort•Keep me out of discussions that do not directly affect me•Don't try to start arguments with the people here or with me•

[mxsternobody]

re listening to tma because hell yeah

[maluberi]

random tag game ! (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝) two Truths and One Lie 🤔🤔🤔🤔

pls don’t flop…. I will leave and End my Life /joking

two truths & one lie ^_^ rules … you say 2 truths and 1 lie about yourself . if someone tags you & you reblog, you must guess which one of their statements is the lie >_< !!! since i have nobody to guess for , i shall go first . yayayyy

1. i am a big fan of jay foreman .

2. i understand some german .

3. i’m allergic to sea water .

tags: @silentdvotion @tenshidol @iryoukawa @illpocket @goredtears @stqrrin @pulsingmimiclocket @emartery @earth2kade & @kaetteoide seulement si tu veux ♡ (i tried to make it so you guys wouldn’t figure it out ! uwhe) /nf to all + open tags

[stqrrin]

UHHHH LMAO wait okay 1. ive seen scat hentai 2. i speak 2 languages 3. ive never had a gf

[novalunarabem]

I kinda wanna guess it's the hentai one

Anyways here's mine :P

I have a form of heterochromia irl

My birth/legal name was misspelled when I was born

I had a FNAF phase

Uhh open tags, but my irls are not allowed to guess for probably obvious reasons

[i-am-basement]

Hii, I'm here. I think your lie is the FNAF phase. Idk where I got it from tho.

So like, heres mine

I support a rugby team just to spite someone

I stole people at my schools dads

I was convinced my mother hated me for two + years!

Tags:

@inthecosmos903 @fish-that-steals-palm-trees

And open tags!

[inthecosmos903]

OOOH

uh,I hope its number 3, so that's what I'm guessing

I have a leopard gecko

One time I shit myself in a target

I was nocturnal as a kid

@one-and-only-dandeo @softtwhisper @mrseasons11 @novaismadeofsparkles @cosmicnat31 @galaxywolfcomet @roccosgirl @venomtothesoul @justh4nn @best-isopod @i-am-basement @the-calinator

[venomtothesoul]

I HOPE its that u shit irself in target, zawg how does that even HAPPEN

Anyways, heres mine:

My biological father is in a cult

I have been to a pretty large chunk of the United States

Spiderman is my favorite marvel character

Uhhh,,,

@bananacaramel @sund0wn3r @shaunscm @654turner @catputers-dot-com

[shaunscm]

Is it sad that I think the Spiderman one is the lie??

I'm not a very interesting person but I'll try:

I once fell down a construction trench with iron beams sticking out of it

I have never owned a video game console in my life

I once drank an entire bottle of hot sauce because it tasted good

That is all. I tag now @keebwee @introvert995 @belleyells @agendermarimba @starabellesong sillay i literally cannot tag you but you can do this too if you want

[agendermarimba]

Shaun I am scared of #1. It's too descriptive to be a lie and that's scaring me. I'm gonna guess 3 is the lie but I hope I'm wrong.

My turn:

My parents spelled my name wrong on my birth certificate

I collaborated with Hatsune Miku for a final exam in a college course

The Catholic Church helped spark my furry awakening

uhhh I have no idea who's fine with being tagged on stuff like this besides @niktokof but if anyone else sees this feel free to jump in!

[niktokof]

Well I sure hope that the lie is the first fact.. oh and thank you for the tag btw!

Anyway, my turn!!

I have a collection of rock that are very dear to me

I have a friendship test that lasts a minimum of two years

This statement is a lie

have fun!!

@fatelosingitspatience @grillthusiast @mildcharacterenjoyer @weedleysnumberonefan @fishyguts-offical @evilfishyguts-offical @beatrixie12 @ajshat (i hope you're doing well!) @harbinger-of-silly @knickknat @heptadecagon-studios @maddiegayashell @transmasc-offical @laufey-official @drumsticks-offical @creationclown @oogl3 @jamwam0 + open tags!!

[maddiegayashell]

the third one is not a lie nor a truth therefore i say its number 2

my turn

1. i cannot speak the language of the country i was born, raised, and currently live in

2. my room has a washing machine

3. i dont like onions

@the-shrimpening @therobinatorr @willow093 @awwwsome413 @4rsen1cx @teysworld idk anymore i cant bother to tag more

[4rsen1cx]

Ik im so late to this buttt im gonna guess it’s number 3. The washing machine one feels a bit too specific to be a lie imo

(ALSO TYSM FOR TAGGING ME OMLL @maddiegayashell)

here’s mine: (TW)

slenderman technically gave me an eating disorder as a kid.

ive been stabbed twice in my arm.

i got hospitalized for dehydration in 4th grade.

@pvkeplant @shootingstar-atlas @trickstermethod

[shootingstar-atlas]

Uhhhh I'm gonna assume... 2 maybe??

Hmm let's see.....

1. One time when I was getting ready to go somewhere (I forgot where), but a fluffy orange cat walked up to me and meowed in the most polite way possible, but then I turned away to get smth and when I turned back, it was gone, but left a little flower where it sat (I could have been spirited away rn... q_q)

2. My dad gave me the irrational fear of old people trying to steal my soul while chasing me around in golf carts when I was in 5th grade(?)

3. I wrote a whole essay for a region essay competition referencing Nikolai from bsd talking about how his psychology worked without saying it directly and it won 2nd place

@mxsternobody @velvette-vignette

[mxsternobody]

Shii literally all of these sound true I’m not gonna lie. But two maybe?

John Mulaney’s voice pisses merge FUCK off

I learned how to spell door from a Yttd mc Donald’s roleplay discord server

Ive died at least once I think

Not tagging anyone. Feel free to add

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

The pillarmen:

Heheheh humans are so stupid, let's get outta here, fellas 🍑🍑🍑✨

Don't care, didn't ask + you're a human ++ our butts jiggle when we walk

[magentapink-art]

Jojo incorrect quotes, again,

@thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy

[windsong-4]

[mxsternobody]

French people with shitty hairstyles got me wild

[ambyandony]

[mavisofthemoon]

AITA for killing my dad? He was really boring and I'm a monster.

[mxsternobody]

Am I the Asshole for cultivating an extraordinary garden?

I (M???) was confronted by the Archiviste (Genderfluid 30ish) and his boyfriend (TM idfk age something around 30) who had some concerns about my home hobby.

I spent my time during the Eyepocalypse growing and tending to a garden of rare, difficult to raise, and endangered plants. A while ago, the before mentioned men trespassed upon my greenhouse and questioned me. The Archiviste (let’s call him Jawn) and the boyfriend (Mandible) were very rude, insulting the smell of my flowers, my technique, and even had the audacity to bring up an old job of mine (I ran a gym, but the people who frequented it were.. doesn’t matter. They’re gone now).

Jawn went on a thirteen minute rant about how cruel it was of me to be growing such a garden. It wasn’t like I was growing anything bad— just some fortissium reese, gracillium patricia, secarium leopold, supramium maeve, as well as some others that Jawn states should not exist.

He said he did not care what happened to my garden after I was gone when he threatened my life. I know some others on here have also been threatened by him, so I wasn’t surprised when he did it to me, but still, very rude.

He told me to feel it. To feel all the terror and despair as my garden grows. To let it flow through me and blossom. Just people, using each other up, he said, Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this thing and drink your fill.

Now that you’ve heard my story, do you think I was the asshole for growing my garden?

[mavisofthemoon]

AITA for killing my dad? He was really boring and I'm a monster.

[a-l-e-i-s-t-e-r]

r/legaladvice

I (???NotAPerson) have been engaging in strenuous proceedings with a neighbour (60sM) who we will call A. Any attempt to visit him results in a confrontation, though I’ll keep fucking trying because I am absolutely no quitter. I am severely wounded by his statements regarding my character. He gives me such threats as “Don’t open that fucking door please please please” or “Get out, I don’t wanna see you, leave me alone” or “I’m calling the cops, you’ll see once they come!”. I have attempted to make it rather clear that as the cops have done absolutely nothing, I am in the clear to continue fraternizing with him to my cold dead heart’s content. Every attempt at a visit goes incredibly poorly, and I feel myself absolutely no guest even though I am going out of my damn way to see the bastard. Recently he went to the media and said the most horrid things about me and my character. Would I be in the clear to sue him for defamation and harassment? If so, how?

Tl;dr my new self imposed neighbour has it out for me and I have had enough playing Mx Nice Guy.

Edit: You people are twisted and sick in the head. I am NOT letting this go, I am NOT going to “leave him alone” (what the fuck was I even doing to him?!) and I am NOT going to scramble on down to the same place he slandered my good Name at. To whoever misread my username as u/FuckHandsMcMike, I wish I could give you an award but I’m reddit broke and money is not real.

[adorableanimus]

hello kitty has become capo and will help giorno on his quest to take over passione

[jojoslr]

He traumatized mommy bucciarati so bad he had to call kira and bite his own tongue 😞

Poor Abbachio 😓

[sunny-fishy]

I must confess I DO fw jotahan

+ bonus, my friends rly get it

[mxsternobody]

Fucking hate twinks.

[mxsternobody]

uh hello, I saw that you were the admin for the rook fan club and I wanted to join, but seeing since it’s invite only I don’t know exactly what to do UH I SWEAR IM NOT A BOT I just never joined a community on Tumblr before

but uh, yeah that’s all. Thank you if you will let me join!

Yeah yeah, of course.

Here’s the link! tumblr.com/join/ov9ybBox

[clawdouobit]

PERVERT🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

[mxsternobody]

🦟🦟🦟

[jojoslr]

Bro Bruno had to practice a lot for that scene

Why did he say that?! 😭

[222beetle]

mista sexton guido

[egophiliac]

RETURN OF THE TSUMS!

oh thank god, I somehow missed getting Sebek's furniture last time and he's been tragically missing from the grand Diatsumnia display in my guest room. 😭 finally...they can be together again...it just isn't the dias without the white noise of Sebek screaming incoherently in the background...

(though I guess his tsum doesn't scream...? that feels so wrong somehow. how is he supposed to assert dominance via fang display. how can it truly be an incarnation of Sebek if it isn't 90% made of mouth.)

(...that we know of)

[maniateez]

i couldnt decide on the colors but he's all done

having a burnout from work has been very beneficial for my art lol