[bisexuanal]

Why is this so funny skdkska

[professorfangirl]

no excuses writing meme, askbox version

[nervouspearl]

professorfangirl‌:

(Nicked from iambickilometer):

drop one of these bad boys in my askbox and i will post, without editing

FIRST — the first two sentences of my current project

LAST — the most recently written two sentences of my current project

NEXT — the next line. meaning i will finish the sentence I’m on and write a new one, which you’ll get.

[insert prompt here] — you post a prompt, and i’ll write three sentences based on that prompt, set in the same time/setting as my current project

THE END — i’ll make up an ending, or post the ending if i’ve written it

BEFORE THE BEGINNING — three sentences (or more) about something that happened before the plot of my current project

POV — something that’s already happened, retold from another character’s perspective

[gyavaforradalmar]

jo march really was like. i love the people around me and i cannot cope with them leaving and being mature and appealing enough to start new chapters in their lives while i'm still clinging into this idealised, carefree, comedy-like lifestyle i thought was gonna last forever. and i really thought platonic relationships could replace my repressed longing for a romantic one but now all my loved ones' first priorities became romance. meanwhile i cannot put myself out seeking a romantic relationship because that would automatically mean altering, belittleing, objectifying and compromising myself, my life would become a cliche with guaranteed unhappy ending because i feel like no one in this world could truly make me happy. and i do want to embrace my independent, single lifestyle but i guess i didnt calculate back then how lonely it's going to feel. it's like my only choice is between two types of unhappiness. jo march conveyed all this stuff and i'm not supposed to tear up just thinking about that goddamn movie???

[racingwest]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: Marvel’s Runaways Relationships: Chase Stein/Gertrude Yorkes Word Count: 3,352 Tags: Chase Stein, Gertrude Yorkes, Victor Stein, Character Study, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Music, Piano, Friendship, Found Family

Chase and his hands and the piano keys: a story told in five movements.

[gertchxse]

just read this and i am SOBBING

[gertchxse]

people who leave those comments that are so long they need to be split into paragraphs on ao3 fics are the best type of people no i will not be taking criticism no i will not elaborate

[depression-and-movies]

“Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word “Beetlejuice” was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost would appear in the world of the living if anyone said his name three times. So, sure enough, on the third mention by a Community character, this guy appears in the background for exactly two seconds. They patiently waited three years to reach that punchline.“

[sand-in-the-timepiece]

TF HATS FUCKING BRILLIANT

[veryfunnymemes]

[rootbeergoddess]

I mean….yeah.

[ryuuwriter1]

What other race can be high all the time and not get in trouble?

[gayrab]

^^^^^

[2sunchild2]

lol

[rainbowkarolina]

Florence Pugh behind the scenes of Little Women (2019)

[maevesamy]

break my heart covey, break my heart in a thousand pieces

[cinnabonngene]

me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep

me, at 3 AM: 

[uservik]

Stacey! It’s me, Molly. The one you took in when I had no one, the one that you held every time I cried for my parents, the one that you promised that you would never ever leave. I need you now Stacey. Please, I know you’re in there! 

[seansavestheworld-deactivated20]

Do you have a valentine?

no, i have anxiety 

[sakura-haruka]

Bonus:

[fandomquoter]

Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - “My Sweet Ride”

[vodkassassin]

I mean I kind of feel a bit called out here… like not, specifically, or anything. it’s just that Heinz Doofenschmirtz is so relatable

[crowley-anthony]

That’s one conception of death, for a Buddhist.

[epiphanies]

That’s one conception of death, for a Buddhist. The wave…returns to the ocean. Where it came from. Where it’s supposed to be.

Not bad, Buddhists.

[random-jot]