Here for a shit time, not a long time

Oh good, I'm a 22-year-old awful person now ✨

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

[partytilfajr]

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

[spiritualsun]

I have never reblogged anything so fast

[cloudcuckoolander527]

Opposites attract should be reserved for the Jake and Amy’s of the world not the Ross and Rachel’s. 

[biweatherman-deactivated2024012]

Me @ me: Can we stop procrastinating and just concentrate

Me @ me:

[sunbutch]

i wish there was a genre of music just called gay. i wish i could type in “gay” on spotify and find a bunch of gay music

[tarynel]

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

[1000watttwat]

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

[grandpaq]

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

[brutus-red-xiii-deactivated2021]

Shrek (2001)

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

Why is this so well rendered?

[alumx]

I’m fucking speechless

[feywildfox]

this is what anxiety is like

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

Bitch I am LIVING

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

i hate when those couples u think r gonna last forever break up bc its like… love isnt real… everything thing good must always come to an end….

[tortillas-deactivated20170612]

this post is about vanessa hudgens and zac efron tbh

[karrakazz]

not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth

[karrakazz]

positivity tells a sad person that there is no reason to be sad. warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some ice cream

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

my future lover: *strokes my cheek*

me: *is :-)*

me on the inside: ur clogging my pores…

[auq-deactivated20160707]

i hope that i can chill out u kno? rlly just calm down

[wishmaker-2]

[c3po]

nearly the end of april.. you know what that means 

[m86-deactivated20171116]

this is an advanced joke

[iamdaneiam]

Noel Fielding and girlfriend Lliana Bird name their newborn baby Dali

Salvador Dali is Noel's idol.

NOEL HAD A GIRL HER NAME IS DALI AND I CANT TAKE IT!

My heart. 

[nevver]

[surreal--memes]

[monarchofrymden]

This isn’t surreal this is high school