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tastefullyoffensive

He’s going places. (via __McDonald)

#lol

topshotpicks

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

cannedviennasnausage

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

crybourg

how women actually are

ginjaninja3716

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

aragorn1379-deactivated20150216

mother fuckin macys sale

writebastard

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

mrs-jamie-wellerstein

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

trace-of-scarlet

If I ever fail to reblog this, please assume I’m dead and act accordingly.

#lol

greelin

raccoons and their… little hands

taradiddled

#animals

zymphe

-finally does laundry-

-never puts away laundry-

-takes clean clothes out from pile until pile is gone-

#me

mentalflossr

See a Massive Flower Garden in the Dubai Desert

The world’s largest flower garden exists in a place you might not expect. It’s found not in the lush Tuileries of Paris or the Renaissance-era terraces at Villa d’Este in Tivoli, Italy, but in the desert outside Dubai, United Arab Emirates.

#dubai #flowers

xueyangapologist

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?

some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop

the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

hollyjpaulsen-deactivated202204

My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something you’re not supposed to.

Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When we’d talk on my husband’s last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to “Signal Guy Fred.”

So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to “Signal Guy Fred” every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank “Signal Guy Fred” for his time and wish him farewell.

So, before I disconnect the call, I wish “Fred” the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, “My name’s Jason.”

#signal guy jason