Camden Wilde.

camden wilde. 18. senior. softball. second base. i'm the assistant captain at northview. my love for being active balances out my love for all things tortilla and pizz— wait.. what do you mean this isn't christian mingle.com? .. God damn it.

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Mom had us do fam portraits before we left. I know. Obviously I’m the hot twin. Don’t blame Luca. It’s not his fault. We all have things we’re good at.

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who would you date from northview and why?

Pfft. I don’t know. No one, if you want like a real answer. If I knew that I probably wouldn’t be single. If you’re like twisting my arm to pick someone, probably Peyton or Dick Face. They’re the most harmless. They’re the least annoying. Maybe Axel? But he won’t give me bum access so probably not. 

Wait! I take it all back. Coach Crawley. Final answer. Done. I want that. All of that. I’m okay with older men.

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@ pregame > bonfire.

@alyssacapnyquist​ @tiffany-chamberlin​ @jessiestopsshort​ @hellatessa

“Thank you! Yeah, but if no one sees them who’s gonna know?” She laughed. Camden was trying to get he out of the dumps, which seemed to be working a little bit since she even agreed to the shot. “’Atta girl. .. True, you know me so well,” She snickered, making a quick mixed concoction for herself to have on the go. “Oh c’mon. Nothing a few drinks won’t solve. We’ll have a great night.”

Jessie had been the first to join them. “Actually, you’re the first,” She chimed. It didn’t take long for people to start trickling into their room, including Tiffany with the very moonshine she had been pining to try all year. Camden jumped to her feet, “Yes! This is why I love you.” She threw her arms over her favorite southern belle. She listened to the list of options, and cringed upon hearing the name Devil’s Sweat. “That sounds fucking awful.” She only waited a beat. “.. I need that in my life immediately.” She took a few shots with Tiffany, feeling a firey sensation in her belly. Soon enough others had joined, Camden or whoever else coming to the door to greet their guests. “God damn it, Tess. Don’t play like that,” Camden grinned, even though it was obvious through the voice who it was.

It had gotten a bit packed but in all good fun. Through all the shots and mini drinking games to mood themselves up for the bonfire, they up and rolling out in about an hour or so. They didn’t want to get too drunk and not even make it there, and they had. The music was bumping and teenagers were being teenagers. As usual, Cam was shoving shots at people, having a good time. She was itching for a swim pretty soon. “C’mon one more won’t kill ya,” She egged on. “.. Hopefully.” 

Camden turned her head once she saw her Aussie coming up to shore form the ocean.“Woah, what the fuck Beau? Way to way for anyone,” She shouted accusingly that someone else had gone in before she did. “Anyone wanna go in with me?” Camden bothered asking before going in herself. 

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Would you rather be married to Paris Hilton or Charlie Sheen?

What kind of question is this? They’re both awful. 

But Paris Hilton. Charlie Sheen would probably try to snort coke off my ass. I can’t let that happen. My butt’s too nice to be defiled by him. 

[sheriff-val]

You might wanna re-think that statement. I’m so down for you touching anything under my pants, Cammy. Not just my ass. ;)

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God, I don’t know how may times I have to tell this you, Axe. I’m only interested in your butthole. Jeez. So clingy. 

[sheriff-val]

Would you rather be married to Paris Hilton or Charlie Sheen?

What kind of question is this? They’re both awful. 

But Paris Hilton. Charlie Sheen would probably try to snort coke off my ass. I can’t let that happen. My butt’s too nice to be defiled by him. 

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It’s okay, Axel. I got you. I’ll defile your ass.

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@ camden’s room.

@alyssacapnyquist

Camden shuffled through her bags, trying to find a suitable top.. as well as her other contraband. Ah. She said finding what she was looking for. She threw the top a shirt over the bathing suit she had already changed into previously. Camden didn’t really care if anyone else intended on swimming, but she sure as hell did. Speaking of not caring, “Nope, you’re coming,” Camden chimed, ignoring Lyssa’s previous refusals. “I don’t care what you have to say,” She said, looking for a pair of high waisted shorts to hopefully complete her outfit. “Does this top make my boobs look good?” She joked, pointing to herself, but seriously wondering if she looked okay. While Alyssa answered, she turned around to pull out a certain bottle out of her bag she had tucked away between her clothing.“Here,” She turned around with a vodka  filled double shot glass in hand, and shoved it towards her best friend. “Shut up, take a shot, and don’t be a puss puss.”  God knows she needed one. “Also.. we’rethrowingalittlegetogetherbeforethebonfire,” Camden coughed quickly, knowing little was never little when she hosted. “Mmkay! Sounds good!” 

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Yoooo.

Pregame in my room before the bonfire! Anyone’s invited. Northview, Huxley. I don’t care. I just wanna have a good time. Knock three times if you’re gonna come or let me know. 

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Going back to camp and working out like 😭👏💪

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SMBC Chatroom

Aubree: -Joins Chat-

Aubree: am I the only one on here?

James: -Joins Chat-

James: -Exit Chat-

Matthew: -Joins Chat-

James: -Joins Chat-

Aubree: James?

Matthew: Harrison?

James: Papadore?

Aubree: you two are weirdos

Camden: ASL????

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Who would you hook up with from Northview and Huxley?

Everyone’s mom.

[sheriff-val]

I could use some help. If I’m cleaning I need more than two hands, dad.

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That’s what all of your half brothers and sisters are there for, sonny boy (and you have plenty of them). Prepare to be on yo hands and knees.

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Who would you hook up with from Northview and Huxley?

Everyone’s mom.

[sheriff-val]

you can be my daddy camden ;)

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Exactly. Just like I thought. Alright, as your daddy, I’m gonna need you to clean your room- AND OKAYYY your shirt is off. Err.

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Even the people with significant others? Wouldn't that cause problems?

Good point. I don’t know how comfortable I’d be with everyone calling me daddy. 

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The only daddy I know of is the one who helped my mama birthed me.

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... Your mother was against discussing this Nikk, but I have something very important to tell you. I think it’s time.

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Even the people with significant others? Wouldn't that cause problems?

Good point. I don’t know how comfortable I’d be with everyone calling me daddy. 

[hale-2da-everest]

Lol it might be a bit too much still

[mamanikkiknowsall-blog]

Yeah it is too much. What’s with you today?

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Woah, now. If anyone’s daddy, obviously it’s me.

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Even the people with significant others? Wouldn't that cause problems?

Good point. I don’t know how comfortable I’d be with everyone calling me daddy. 

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Who would you hook up with from Northview and Huxley?

Everyone’s mom.

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who do you wish would get together this summer?

Whoever wants to get together. I dunno.

[bringonthebrad]

YES! You’re not gonna regret that decision, Wilde!

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Hahaha. God, I hope not. Make it good!

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who do you wish would get together this summer?

Whoever wants to get together. I dunno.

[bringonthebrad]

Someone who’s loved Tony Stark since the day he’s come into his life. I mean I’d choose Peter Parker Andrew Garfield / Tom Holland for top five but probably not Peter Parker Tobey Maguire.

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 .. Hm.. so you do at least have some sense of reason. Mm… alright, fuck it. Okay Bishop, you’re on. I’ll go out on one date with you.