Sheriff Cardosso

Valentina Cardosso - Harris Sheriff - Knives Enthusiast - Likes Nicholas Sparks novels  

[sheriff-val]

This is a horrible tragedy and we’re doing our best to figure everything out. Please bear with us as we’re just as shocked as the rest of you. On a separate note: if anyone would like to come down to the bar on 42nd we’re holding a memorial for the deceased.

[sheriff-val]

theodorenotteddy‌:

“He’s not the only one missing you” Theo said, leaning  over to kiss the top of her head, Theo nodded slowly following her thoughts. “Its to perfect, it doesn’t make sense.  “ Theo paused for minute “I worry what will happen next” He shook out his head, transitioning his thought into relationship mode, his happy place at the moment and refugee for the series of murders that had clouded his mood. “It would be my honor,I know you’d never get it done without me”  Theo moves closer to the desk, looking over Vals shoulder at the paper work“ but you know part of it is defining the relationship”

“Hey, that’s a cute thought.But who else would miss me?” she giggled innocently. “I’m just gonna try and ride this high until something else happens and I get more paperwork..” she moaned, her head hitting the back of the couch. “You are a gentle man and a scholar.” she smiled, patting his face. “Ah. yes. That. See, that I also need help with because...what’s this, ah?” a vague hand gesture was accompanied by a knowing smile. “Totally didn’t think about that though, never had a thing going on with someone at work...” she trailed, shimmeying next to him.

[sheriff-val]

what’s your absolute favorite scent?

Someone at work wears this woody spicy cologne and I swear to god I wanna bathe in it.

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

Just say theo and be done with it

[sheriff-val]

Yeah I don’t actually think it’s him though. Like, it’s got to be his desk mate or something. I think the guy’s name is Garek or something. It’s super strong.

[detective-brae-collins]

It’s actually mine.

[sheriff-val]

I would like that very much.

[sheriff-val]

what’s your absolute favorite scent?

Someone at work wears this woody spicy cologne and I swear to god I wanna bathe in it.

[averywithoutthebirds-blog]

Just say theo and be done with it

[sheriff-val]

Yeah I don’t actually think it’s him though. Like, it’s got to be his desk mate or something. I think the guy’s name is Garek or something. It’s super strong.

[sheriff-val]

what’s your absolute favorite scent?

Someone at work wears this woody spicy cologne and I swear to god I wanna bathe in it.

[sheriff-val]

It had been a long week in Harris. Another murder was found, this time one of the smaller time drug dealers. Val hadn’t seen Theo in days. She’d been running PR meetings, speaking with the mayor’s office on what was being done, and even had to go out and do multiple press conferences and speak with the feds because this story was starting to seep from the city.  Val was sitting in her office when she saw the silver temples cross through the bullpen. The two hadn’t really talked about the nature of their relationship, or talked to anyone else about it. So naturally at the first sight of him in a couple days, she stepped from her office. “Mason, my office. Now.” Heads snapped, and someone out of her deadly gaze let out a hushed “Oooooh.” Val was nothing if not respected in the law enforcement realm, she was strict but fair and a decent leader. She watched Theo make his way to her, and she smiled softly as she slammed the door shut. Reaching for him, her arms wrapped themselves around the sturdy and safe man. “Hi. How’s Herc?” she wondered, sitting on the couch in the corner and patting the spot next to her. @theodorenotteddy​

[sheriff-val]

Snuggling into the man, she smiled. “Aw the poor baby. Well, I’ve got to make a point to come see him soon. I think I’ve got some spare time either today or tomorrow, if you’re not too terribly busy, detective.” Looking up at him and following his gaze, the sheriff exhaled through her nose. “Something doesn’t feel...right.” Val mumbled, shifting. “I’ve been insanely stressed. This is the most work I’ve had in years. Almost as bad as the Bureau.” A heavy sigh would be heard as she moved so she could look at him. “I just...I’m uneasy. I’ve never in my eighteen years seen a case wrap itself in a bow like this. Also, look at all that damn paperwork. And we have a couple more forms to fill out. These I would prefer you help me with. Though, I could use help with the others too.” She pushed herself off the leather to rustle through the paper to find four pages. “Relationship disclosure forms. HR’s gonna need this asap if either of us want to keep our jobs.” A tired smile bloomed on her face as she grabbed a file folder and a pen. “Wanna help me fill out?”

[sheriff-val]

It had been a long week in Harris. Another murder was found, this time one of the smaller time drug dealers. Val hadn’t seen Theo in days. She’d been running PR meetings, speaking with the mayor’s office on what was being done, and even had to go out and do multiple press conferences and speak with the feds because this story was starting to seep from the city.  Val was sitting in her office when she saw the silver temples cross through the bullpen. The two hadn’t really talked about the nature of their relationship, or talked to anyone else about it. So naturally at the first sight of him in a couple days, she stepped from her office. “Mason, my office. Now.” Heads snapped, and someone out of her deadly gaze let out a hushed “Oooooh.” Val was nothing if not respected in the law enforcement realm, she was strict but fair and a decent leader. She watched Theo make his way to her, and she smiled softly as she slammed the door shut. Reaching for him, her arms wrapped themselves around the sturdy and safe man. “Hi. How’s Herc?” she wondered, sitting on the couch in the corner and patting the spot next to her. @theodorenotteddy​

[livixdunne-blog]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[haywakefieldup]

From: Sheriff Val [text]: who’s child do I have to fight I am not beneath that. Are you okay? Do you need ice cream and Disney? Because I can make that happen.

[text]: i am a bit worried at how quickly you went from violence to disney

[text]: and no one. i just got my hopes up about a girl and it didn’t work out before i even got up the guts to try 

[text]: and now i’m being stupid and being upset over something i shouldn’t be upset about

[text]: disney and ice cream would be good 

[text]: just nothing bright orange

[sheriff-val]

[text]: no one should be surprised hey-hey.

[text]: no one.

[text]: that is awful and I am sorry sweet pea. mama Val will make it all better. it’s not stupid. Love is good and wholesome and you should not be upset.

[text]: no bright orange. Got it. You want chocolate? I got chocolate out the ass. Want me to see if I can borrow Hercules?

[sheriff-val]

What is your relationship status?

Not looking if that’s what you’re asking. Not sure what everything is with Mr @theodorenotteddy but 🤷🏻‍♀️

[theodorenotteddy]

sheriff-val‌:

I’m very very amazingly okay with that answer.

Well see how you feel when we get through this mountain of paperwork. 

[sheriff-val]

I’ve done paperwork millions of times. How do you think I get through it? Hint: the answer is you.

[sheriff-val]

What is your relationship status?

Not looking if that’s what you’re asking. Not sure what everything is with Mr @theodorenotteddy but 🤷🏻‍♀️

[theodorenotteddy]

Very happy is the answer I’m going with

[sheriff-val]

I’m very very amazingly okay with that answer.

[sheriff-val]

What is your relationship status?

Not looking if that’s what you’re asking. Not sure what everything is with Mr @theodorenotteddy but 🤷🏻‍♀️

[aurelia-of-the-north]

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

Oh yeah. I keep tagging him in stuff I feel so awful but @likeheyitswren. He knows me so well and he makes me feel so comfortable it’s insane. Love you buddy.  Well, either that or @theodorenotteddy. But he’s more like the dad I wish I had. He’s a good one too. 

[aurelia-of-the-north]

W h a t 

[theodorenotteddy]

i can be over with Hercules in ten minutes if you need to talk. Hes a great listener. 

[sheriff-val]

I would love to love on Hercules. And also talk about what the fuck is going on in my world. 

[sheriff-val]

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

I plead the fifth on that one. All you need to know is it was a good night for all, am I right @theodorenotteddy

[theodorenotteddy]

Maybe not for all, Hercules wasn’t entirely pleased with having to spend the night in the living room.

[sheriff-val]

Poor baby. I wanted to snugs. 

[sheriff-val]

How do you want to die?

Bound and gagged, thank you very much. Just like my abuelita. 

[sheriff-val]

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

I plead the fifth on that one. All you need to know is it was a good night for all, am I right @theodorenotteddy

[handcrafted-in-germany]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

[babyteef-deactivated20190408]

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

03: Do you regret anything?

04: Are you insecure?

05: What is your relationship status?

06: How do you want to die?

07: What did you last eat?

08: Played any sports?

09: Do you bite your nails?

10: When was your last physical fight?

11: Do you like someone?

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

14: Do you miss someone?

15: Have any pets?

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

18: Are you scared of spiders?

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

26: What are you craving right now?

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30: What’s irritating you right now?

31: Does somebody love you?

32: What is your favourite color?

33: Do you have trust issues?

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51: Favourite food?

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

54: Is cheating ever okay?

55: Are you mean?

56: How many people have you fist fought?

57: Do you believe in true love?

58: Favourite weather?

59: Do you like the snow?

60: Do you wanna get married?

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

62: What makes you happy?

63: Would you change your name?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

70: Is there anyone you would die for?