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[demoneeho-deactivated20130913]

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

[hanukkahlewinsky]

is this what having a penis is like 

[donatellavevo]

its britney bitch

the bible (leviticus 7:58)

[batcows]

I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.

[thecheshirequeen]

The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water.

[kadenonio]

also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick.

[ravenhairrubylips]

I love when girls get together to solve problems

[hornyspice]

*finishes homework at school*

[get-your-hotpants-on]

i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

[ratchetmelancholy]

White privilege is your history being taught as a core class and mine being taught as an elective. 

[wastery]

Mom : you are beautiful

Me :

[get-your-hotpants-on]

hollywood: now which one of these white people should we cast to play a japanese character with a japanese name living in japan

[yxgzjfjcxhxh-deactivated2014031]

how to deal with your kid being trans

1. buy them new clothes and other accessories to make them feel more comfortable 2. slam dunk the old clothes into the nearest donation center where they belong 3. respect your child’s identity and use whatever name and pronouns they want you to use

[merrpixie-blog]

yup

[anik]

guess who got two thumbs and

this guy

[foxdear]

two thumbs and what

[zaof-deactivated20140807]

this guy

[0beisance]

school makes me want to end my life but then again so does watery ketchup 

[get-your-hotpants-on]

radio host: iggy give us a freestyle

iggy:yo we bout to get funky

iggy: slide to the left

slide to the right

Take it back now y'all

Cha cha now y'all

[roastedpepper]

*wears pajamas all day* *showers at 10:30 pm* *changes into new pajamas*

[tobys-nice-blog]

Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

We’re gonna dirty ice it

EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy

This is my brother in law, Joey

I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door

What a great reaction

[fineapplepizza]

oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something

[ruinedchildhood]

when you have a song stuck in your head and you turn on the radio and its playing