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Love Begins
Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
d e v o n
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Claire Keane
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if i look back, i am lost
The Bowery Presents
art blog(derogatory)
Monterey Bay Aquarium
tannertan36
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Show & Tell
RMH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Jules of Nature
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@getaway-green
It's a race to see who shuts down the cafe I work at first!
The lady who now manages the building (for nonpayment of rent)
The IRS (for not paying taxes)
The Health Department (we don't even have sani)
The bank (I'm pretty sure the owner isn't paying back loans)
My favorite thing to do when old men bother me about listening to Alice Cooper is to pretend he's some little up-and-coming artist
"Yeah I saw him open for My Chemical Romance. He's pretty good I don't know why more people haven't heard of him"
"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
Official ominous fortune
Me, tiptoeing around my house at 11 am because my girlfriend's mom is napping versus my girlfriend's mom banging around pots and pans at 7 am when I was asleep (emphasis on the was)
Now that I've moved out of New Jersey (sad) I can finally say that central jersey does exist and I've just been adamantly saying it doesn't for the bit
Casually almost got hate crimed in Ohio <3
Just got accused of using AI to write a tiktok comment- god forbid a girl type autistically
Dear tiktok,
You don't need to jump down my throat because I said BMB is a bad writer. BMB is not going to fuck you. You don't need to be riding his dick that hard.
"Private account theory" "faceless account" "nameless account" "ageless account" and it's just people practicing basic internet safety. Since when did it become a bad thing to not dox oneself on the internet?
It drives me up a wall that people are like "Katniss is a traumatized teenager and Gale is a mean mean monster man" as if he is not also a traumatized teenager.
Like did he make some poor decisions? Yes. But also: he is max 19 years old. I didn't make good decisions at 19 and neither did you.
I had to put up a towel over the side of my spider's terrarium because he is terrified of the movement of my bedroom door
I cannot hear songs by Bowling for Soup without going "oh yeah this is Love Handel". I fear they are more real to me than the actual real life band
Hold music is like musical chairs for grown-ups
BIRD (outside having bird conversations) SHUT UP I AM TRYING TO EAVESDROP
People on tiktok: I'm not a newgen! I've had an AO3 account since 2023!
Me, who has had an account since 2020 and has been lurking reading fics since 2014: ...
BAD EVIL BAD BAD EVIL BAD (found mold in my bag of jellybeans)
