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Me, tiptoeing around my house at 11 am because my girlfriend's mom is napping versus my girlfriend's mom banging around pots and pans at 7 am when I was asleep (emphasis on the was)

#she speaketh

Now that I've moved out of New Jersey (sad) I can finally say that central jersey does exist and I've just been adamantly saying it doesn't for the bit

#she speaketh

Casually almost got hate crimed in Ohio <3

#it's fine we're fine #moving adventures #she speaketh

Just got accused of using AI to write a tiktok comment- god forbid a girl type autistically

#i'm sorry that you would need the assistance of a robot to write a basic sentence but some of us actually passed 8th grade english #she speaketh #anti ai

Dear tiktok,

You don't need to jump down my throat because I said BMB is a bad writer. BMB is not going to fuck you. You don't need to be riding his dick that hard.

#she speaketh

"Private account theory" "faceless account" "nameless account" "ageless account" and it's just people practicing basic internet safety. Since when did it become a bad thing to not dox oneself on the internet?

#like don't get me wrong i use a nickname of my legal name online but it's also a common name and still inadvisible #who the fuck is putting their name age and face on a PUBLIC account???#she speaketh

It drives me up a wall that people are like "Katniss is a traumatized teenager and Gale is a mean mean monster man" as if he is not also a traumatized teenager.

Like did he make some poor decisions? Yes. But also: he is max 19 years old. I didn't make good decisions at 19 and neither did you.

#she speaketh

I had to put up a towel over the side of my spider's terrarium because he is terrified of the movement of my bedroom door

#i walk fast so I have a tendency to open the door quickly #which Josh (spider) does not like #she speaketh

I cannot hear songs by Bowling for Soup without going "oh yeah this is Love Handel". I fear they are more real to me than the actual real life band

#jess talks #phineas and ferb

Hold music is like musical chairs for grown-ups

#she speaketh

BIRD (outside having bird conversations) SHUT UP I AM TRYING TO EAVESDROP

People on tiktok: I'm not a newgen! I've had an AO3 account since 2023!

Me, who has had an account since 2020 and has been lurking reading fics since 2014: ...

#i'm not saying there's anything wrong with being new to fanfic #i am saying that if you don't understand how filters and don't like don't read work you are a newgen and also a normie #she speaketh

BAD EVIL BAD BAD EVIL BAD (found mold in my bag of jellybeans)

#she speaketh

I refuse to believe that people's dogs are slipping out of hiking-style harnesses. That shouldn't be possible. There is no way you tightened it correctly. It must be user error

#jess talks

I think compression socks should be reclassified as torture devices (I have POTS and I need them)

#she speaketh

Genuinely what is the point of allowing me to download shows to my device if you won't allow me to open the app without wifi/data???

#she speaketh #disney +

rogue-x-men

There's 2+ feet of snow outside, the power just went out, and the only person who has downloaded anything to watch or read is me which means if my family wants to be entertained they will have to watch X-Men related media

#self reblog

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