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mica | he/him | gnc lesbian | 28

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[abyssaldyke]

*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

[memegeneratornewimages]

[chelsamander]

[numboars-deactivated20241205]

Gumby did not say that

[beesmygod]

he said this you son of a bitch

[mysillycomics]

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

[lostinhistory]

Wake up babe, new octopus just dropped

He's such a little guy!

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha

[famouspainterwombat]

[itsbenedict]

#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.

[soymoss]

emo heron in boots

[allsadnshit]

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

[dogpuppy]

[tatzelwurming]

ok you can come out with us but i’m assigning you a 2 drink maximum since last time you proclaimed an oath of vengeance to the entire bar

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[tall]

[fizzytrashcan]