get it gabby

whaddup fam! it's yo girl, gabby! kickin' ass and takin' names. probably the most ballin' shortstop and that ain't up for debate, babes.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

when the weather’s great and you convince @heeyy-jude to go biking with you 

[getdownwithgabbyg]

heavensto-lux:

well lucky for him i can make sugar free cookies. oh and gluten free and lactose free. ya know, if he happens to have any allergies too.

jack’s actually dead. the sock monster got him. so unfortunate. funeral’s in canada.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

heavensto-lux:

wellseventeen year olds still like cookies right?

he’s actually a diabetic. can’t have that many cookies. ya know - goes into diabetic shock and then forgets that he can’t actually have as much sugar as he usually craves. so sorry. v unfortunate. 

[getdownwithgabbyg]

heavensto-lux:

it’s okay, if you don’t know his age, i’ll ask him myself

nope. he’s definitely seventeen. had a little confusion, but he’s definitely seventeen. 

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heavensto-lux:

so he’s eighteen? good to know . . .

oh - would you look at that? he’s actually seventeen. v unfortunate. too bad. v sorry.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

why tf did the anon ask an eighteen year old dude about his feelings on becoming a sugar daddy? i mean, why ask at all?

[getdownwithgabbyg]

…yeaaahhhh let’s go with that. not at all thirsty. just…choked on gum.

[heeyy-jude]

oh did you? you need a tall glass of jack and coke to wash that down, goober?

[getdownwithgabbyg]

no. i don’t drink, traitor. i am not thirsty at all.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

…yeaaahhhh let’s go with that. not at all thirsty. just…choked on gum.

[jackisnewfieproof]

I mean, choking on gum sucks. Uncle Angus had to go to the ER because of it, so be careful!

[getdownwithgabbyg]

i think i should be good. just a little fluke. haha no biggie. nope. not at all

[jackisnewfieproof]

They said “bring your gear”. They did not specify that they meant “baseball gear”.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

uh, where would you snowboard in miami?

[jackisnewfieproof]

On a mountain, silly.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

i…don’t think that they have those type of mountains packed with snow in this climate.

[jackisnewfieproof]

Better?

[getdownwithgabbyg]

it’s…uh…y’lknow….mdrlsknd

[jackisnewfieproof]

Did you get some gum stuck to the back of your teeth? Gosh, I hate when that happens!

[heeyy-jude]

nah, that’s just gabby’s ‘i’m thirsty’ face

[getdownwithgabbyg]

et tu, brute??

[getdownwithgabbyg]

...yeaaahhhh let’s go with that. not at all thirsty. just...choked on gum.

[jackisnewfieproof]

They said “bring your gear”. They did not specify that they meant “baseball gear”.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

uh, where would you snowboard in miami?

[jackisnewfieproof]

On a mountain, silly.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

i…don’t think that they have those type of mountains packed with snow in this climate.

[jackisnewfieproof]

Better?

[getdownwithgabbyg]

it’s...uh...y’lknow....mdrlsknd

[jackisnewfieproof]

They said “bring your gear”. They did not specify that they meant “baseball gear”.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

uh, where would you snowboard in miami?

[jackisnewfieproof]

On a mountain, silly.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

i...don’t think that they have those type of mountains packed with snow in this climate.

[jackisnewfieproof]

They said “bring your gear”. They did not specify that they meant “baseball gear”.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

uh, where would you snowboard in miami?

[getdownwithgabbyg]

heeyy-jude:

jubby’s gonna be rolling in, looking hella cute and shit

wouldn’t expect anything less from us, bubbzy. also may have taken a bottle of tequila from one of my brothers before i left...

[getdownwithgabbyg]

heeyy-jude:

Originally posted by gomezrebecca

Damn goobz, look at you lookin’ all cute and shiet

i can do cute all by myself. though i’d rather do cute with you~

[getdownwithgabbyg]

heeyy-jude:

@getdownwithgabbyg hey hoe leggoo

damn i’m just tryin’ to look nice for this thing bubbzy. why you rushin’?

[fanny-climbacop]

a

If I’m in Love.

I’m in a committed relationship with food. I enjoy eating my feelings.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

fanny-climbacop:

Originally posted by camren-5harmony

We’s the smart ones, babes!!

true that. food ain’t ever gonna let us down