newfie proof

prepare for all the newfie jokes. this is a rp blog not affiliated with luke benward.

[jackisnewfieproof]

My smol friend came to visit. My smol friend brought props. My smol friend wanted a picture.

[jackisnewfieproof]

How do you feel about becoming a sugar daddy ?

Sure! I love sugar! But what is a sugar daddy? Do I need a resume?

[rhwkns]

You have no idea what that means, do you? The answer is no, you do not want to be a sugar daddy.

[jackisnewfieproof]

But I love sugar!

[jackisnewfieproof]

How do you feel about becoming a sugar daddy ?

Sure! I love sugar! But what is a sugar daddy? Do I need a resume?

[getdownwithgabbyg]

…yeaaahhhh let’s go with that. not at all thirsty. just…choked on gum.

[jackisnewfieproof]

I mean, choking on gum sucks. Uncle Angus had to go to the ER because of it, so be careful!

[jackisnewfieproof]

They said “bring your gear”. They did not specify that they meant “baseball gear”.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

uh, where would you snowboard in miami?

[jackisnewfieproof]

On a mountain, silly.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

i…don’t think that they have those type of mountains packed with snow in this climate.

[jackisnewfieproof]

Better?

[getdownwithgabbyg]

it’s…uh…y’lknow….mdrlsknd

[jackisnewfieproof]

Did you get some gum stuck to the back of your teeth? Gosh, I hate when that happens!

[heeyy-jude]

nah, that’s just gabby’s ‘i’m thirsty’ face

[jackisnewfieproof]

Oh no! Does she prefer coke or pepsi?

[jackisnewfieproof]

They said “bring your gear”. They did not specify that they meant “baseball gear”.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

uh, where would you snowboard in miami?

[jackisnewfieproof]

On a mountain, silly.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

i…don’t think that they have those type of mountains packed with snow in this climate.

[jackisnewfieproof]

Better?

[getdownwithgabbyg]

it’s…uh…y’lknow….mdrlsknd

[jackisnewfieproof]

Did you get some gum stuck to the back of your teeth? Gosh, I hate when that happens!

[jackisnewfieproof]

They said “bring your gear”. They did not specify that they meant “baseball gear”.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

uh, where would you snowboard in miami?

[jackisnewfieproof]

On a mountain, silly.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

i…don’t think that they have those type of mountains packed with snow in this climate.

[jackisnewfieproof]

Better?

[jackisnewfieproof]

They said “bring your gear”. They did not specify that they meant “baseball gear”.

[getdownwithgabbyg]

uh, where would you snowboard in miami?

[jackisnewfieproof]

On a mountain, silly.

[jackisnewfieproof]

They said “bring your gear”. They did not specify that they meant “baseball gear”.

[jackisnewfieproof]

[jackisnewfieproof]

How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

Don't you kiss with your mouth, nonny?

[jackisnewfieproof]

r

Is cheating ever okay?

Uh no? That’s, like, so morally awful? 

[jackisnewfieproof]

getdownwithgabbyg:

so i’m not even like a regular gabby? i have to be portable?

I mean... regular Gabby is portable Gabby?

[jackisnewfieproof]

r

Is cheating ever okay?

Uh no? That’s, like, so morally awful? 

[jackisnewfieproof]

getdownwithgabbyg:

thanks, i think?

It is a compliment! Very good size. I like this size. 

[jackisnewfieproof]

r

Is cheating ever okay?

Uh no? That’s, like, so morally awful? 

[jackisnewfieproof]

getdownwithgabbyg:

…no.i grew a centimeter.

It is a good height on you! You wear it good!

[jackisnewfieproof]

r

Is cheating ever okay?

Uh no? That’s, like, so morally awful? 

[jackisnewfieproof]

getdownwithgabbyg:

that’s super true. yeah - good answer

I thought so. Yep. Also good to see you again. Did you get shorter?

[jackisnewfieproof]

r

Is cheating ever okay?

Uh no? That’s, like, so morally awful? 

[jackisnewfieproof]

I am here! I took a wrong turn and wound up at a club where everyone was dressed in leather? It was very weird. But I am here now!