You Gonna Want To Be High For This

If you are not FUCKED up. Get the FUCK off this blog! FUCKING idiots

[wombshaker]

Once I turn my lights off and get in bed, don’t ask me shit, don’t tell me shit, I’m sleep. I don’t care if you hear me laughing, talking, or moaning. I’M SLEEP.

[raesthebooze-deactivated2019020]

sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing

[breathtakingdestinations]

New York City - New York - USA (von Nathan Congleton)

[intj-noxcorvus-blog]

Introverts running out of energy when they have company:

[wombshaker]

Once I turn my lights off and get in bed, don’t ask me shit, don’t tell me shit, I’m sleep. I don’t care if you hear me laughing, talking, or moaning. I’M SLEEP.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

waiter: enjoy your meal

me: you too!

me: …

me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*

[ravenlania-blog]

Okay but like I work as a waitress and this is actually a pleasant thing to hear, i’m eating eventually, thank you for wanting me to enjoy my meal too

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this changes everything

[1980vibes]

block them, delete their number, change the way, do not frequent the same places, forget those conversations. this is not childish, sometimes it is necessary. choose yourself.

[anancientheart]

some more early mornin peace for ya

[tonyrackstonx-deactivated202110]

Y'all better be drinking water.

[cams-archive]

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

[galexy-astra]

LET 👏 RETAIL 👏 EMPLOYEES 👏 SIT 👏

[the-real-skye]

The only major chain retail store that I know of that allows their cashiers to sit is the Aldi grocery store, a German chain. Their starting pay is also $12 an hour chain-wide.

The interior of the store looks like this so they save money on the annoying shelf restocking. Products remain in their boxes until being removed by customers.  No unboxing and putting stuff on shelves, and constantly having to rearrange it. Also, the boxes make inventory a breeze as a sealed box has a defined number of items in it. 

Typical American grocery stores have shelves like this

Every item has to be unboxed and neatly stacked on the shelves. If they get messed up by the customers, everything has to be rearranged back to specific rigid order. When you have to verify the inventory, every item has to be removed from the shelves to be counted and put back. Aldi’s also do not have plastic bags. You can buy reusable bags or simply use the empty cardboard boxes that are available.

Last is the carts. Most grocery stores have their carts strewn across the parking lots, rolling around and hitting cars until a store employee is sent out to collect them, after being yelled at by the manager when they were told to do other tasks in the meantime. Aldi’s chains those carts together and you have to put a Quarter in to release it. When you are done, you plug the chain back in and get your Quarter back. If others are lazy, you can collect and return the loose carts and collect the Quarters. 

It stops this…

Then the employees have to do this

[iamemeraldfox]

What do you mean cashiers don’t sit in grocery stores in US?!?!?!? LIKE WHAT??!!!!!! The only people who don’t sit are like, bartenders and people who work behind counters in bakeries and such. Which is still criminal as far as I’m concerned. Let poor people sit!

Also locking the carts is the most basic thing?? Not all store chains do it, but still??

[systlin]

Oh sweet summer child. 

No. Cashiers here have to stand. When I worked retail, the only time I got to sit down all shift was for my 30 minute break. 

And the locking the carts thing is ONLY Aldi here. Most stores send employees out to collect carts every so often, even when the weather is awful and they have other shit to do. 

[ghostmage-remade-deactivated202]

@vulcanchicks

[death-by-lulz]

james franco look like one of those sweaty stoners that shows up to class late every day and is like “you got another pencil i can use bruh” and he never gives them back what does he do with all those pencils

[pojkflata]

don’t talk to me or my 53 unfinished video games ever again

[tatulee]

[tatulee]

Always

[malilasai]

I call this The F off collage

[malilasai]