Manic Pixie Meme Girl

Kat | 18 | Bi Ace Fandoms: Harry Potter, Disney, Pokémon, His Dark Materials, Gorillaz, music, art, space.

[getititsapun]

Recommend an awesome walking app to you! This app can make money while helping us lose weight！Using it with me today!>>http://s.touchp.al/IcJIww

[blueeyeddl]

Someone I’ve known for 20+ years just posted this on my Facebook wall and I’ve never felt more seen in my entire life.

[blueeyeddl]

Reblog to be visited by the Jeff Goldblum of Happiness, who will help you recognize that Everything Is Fleeting, Including Sadness.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I… just realized… Jeff Goldblum is a J Crew model

[autumnherah-deactivated20250325]

Prosciutto Wrapped - Cranberry, & Brie Stuffed Chicken

Ingredients:

2 large chicken breasts

4-6 pieces of prosciutto

brie wedge, cut into thin slices (omit for paleo)

1 tablespoon dried chives

1 teaspoon powdered garlic

1 teaspoon dried parsley

½ teaspoon salt

½ teaspoon pepper

1 cup fresh cranberries

½ orange juiced (optional)

1/8 cup of water

1/8 cup honey (omit for keto)

Directions

Cranberry Sauce

take the cranberries, orange juice, water, and honey and put it in a small pot

on medium heat, uncovered, cook the mixture stirring consistently

once cranberries start to pop (about 10 minutes) manually mash mixture while heat is still on reducing the cranberries further

cook until desired consistency is reached (a jelly like mixture)

stuffed chicken

preheat oven to 400°f

fillet chicken breast almost in half, leaving a side still attached

mix chives, garlic, parsley, salt, and pepper and rub mixture on chicken breasts

laying the chicken breast open, stuff slices of brie into the pocket of the chicken breast

take some of the cranberry sauce and layer it lightly on top of the brie

take two slices of prosciutto and lay it on top of the cranberry, one on each chicken breast

close the chicken breast

Wrap 1-2 slices of prosciutto around each chicken breast, “sealing” the prosciutto on the opposite side of the pocket

lay the chicken breasts on a baking sheet (leave plenty of room between them) and bake for 15 - 20 minutes (make sure the chicken reaches 165 °f)

Remove the chicken from the oven and let rest for 10 minutes. 

Serve with potatoes and / or a mixed greens / spring salad salad

[boudicca]

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

[korra]

awkward how reassuring i find this

[womensstudiesofficial-deactivat]

well ya duh society shames speech patterns associated with young women

[vickorano]

“Speech fillers” are just a human’s way of saying “wait a sec I’m thinking”. It means we think more before we speak, always trying to find the right way to say it. Every language has them. And people shouldn’t be annoyed by it, ever.

[askclint]

Fun fact: even Deaf people and ASL users have a “filler” and depends on the person. Sometimes it’s almost like a wave, other times it’s wiggling fingers.

[dankest-of-lies]

Reblog this or die.

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

me presenting the facts like:

[thedarkperidot]

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

[ninjamelissajulien]

[mitski-miyawakis]

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

[childfreeisthewaytobe]

Or keep your freedom entirely simply by not reproducing.

[b0yhearts-blog]

dating a boy bigger than you: his hoodies will look cute and oversized on you

dating a boy your size: you can share hoodies and they will fit and look nice

dating a boy smaller than you: your hoodies will look cute and oversized on him

conclusion: all boy sizes are cute and good

[bob-belcher]

[dreaminerryday]

short hair

[sashaverse26-deactivated2021021]

Stefan’s final tweet is something that will always live with me and inspire me 

Dream big

[soupsona-deactivated20201107]

baby’s first gay crush

[just-shower-thoughts]

Kids are jealous of other kid’s lunchables, while they are stuck with homemade lunches. As an adult, they are jealous of other coworker’s homemade lunches, while they are stuck wih fastfood.

[doodilydingdongdethklok]