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last night i found this girl on tik tok who found out this random ass celebrity she’s obsessed with Might have a girlfriend so she posted this

and i’ve been losing my mind ever since then

babyfairy

i found their blog

itchycoil

It was NICK KROLL?!!!?!

ironpour

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me…

tkyle

Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR

that-twink-over-there

The plastic cup sound is SENDING ME

klaw

the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

catasters

eltonhjohn

The Shining (1980) / Hannibal (2013)

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

zentropista

bobacupcake

plobp…

hyrude

kelanie12

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abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

princecarlton

rubyvroom

Can I watch a great film knowing the actresses in it were terrorized and mistreated the entire time? Can I watch a football game knowing that the players are getting brain injuries right before my eyes? Can I listen to my favorite albums anymore knowing that the singers were all beating their wives in between studio sessions? Can I eat at the new fancy taco place knowing when the building that used to be there got bulldozed eight families got kicked out of their homes so they could be replaced with condos and a chain restaurant? Can I wear the affordable clothes I bought downtown that were probably assembled in a sweatshop with child labor? Can I eat quinoa? Can I eat this burger? Can I drink this bottled water? Can I buy a car and drive to work because I’m sick of taking an hour each way on the subway? Whose bones do I stand on? Whose bones am I standing on right now?