hey there pals, so for day 5th day of the 25 days of christmas goodies for the indie community that @cheatcodcs and I are collaborating on I decided to post 20 Christmas Starters. I am sorry if this isn’t exciting, i don’t have my macbook to post edits, etc so please bare with me.
( previous goodies here. )
1. ‘ what are you doing here ? i thought you said you didn’t celebrate christmas with others. ’
2. ‘ very funny ━ i am not kissing you under the mistletoe. ’
3. ‘ how do you always know what your gift is every year ? it’s not fair. guess i wasted all this time wrapping it huh ? ’
4. ‘ look i got one for you too ! we’re gonna be ugly-christmas sweater twins ! ’
5. ‘ i decided to volunteer as an elf this year and help santa at the mall, how do i look ? ’
6. ‘ you’re trying to make me end up on the naughty list ten days before Christmas. that’s just evil. ’
7. ‘ you don’t believe in santa ? ’
8. ‘ i added a little extra something to the egg nog. ’
9. ‘ i . . i thought we said no gifts this year. ’
10. ‘ wha ━ what are you doing here ? you’re supposed to be on a plane headed back home for christmas. ’
11. ‘ when we were kids i remember adding your name to my christmas list. it’s silly i know. ’
12. ‘ this time of year is just hard on me. ’
13. ‘ ta ━ dah ! what do you think ? i even hung up a stocking for your dog. ’
14. ‘ you promised you’d help me decorate the tree this year ! ’
15. ‘ who did you get for secret santa ? ’
16. ‘ you bought a snow machine ? ! ’
17. ‘ why are you naked and covered in bows and is that ━ tinsel ? ’
18. ‘ hey neighbor, do you think you can help me unload this tree from my car ? ‘
19. ‘ look i’m sorry my parents invited you here . . they sort of don’t know that we’re broken up and send you an invite. i was going to tell them we broke up but not here . . definitely not at their christmas party. ’
20. ‘ did you tell them santa isn’t real ! ? they’re five ! corrupt them when they are i don’t know . . OLDER ! ’
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