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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Stranger Things
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Xuebing Du
official daine visual archive
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Cosmic Funnies
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@getyourhardcoredancingoutofhere
Hellooooo darlings….I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted but I know some of you have been interested in buying adult content from me. If anyone here is still interested please send a message and we can talk about prices 😏
need to spend a long weekend in a tent in the woods fucking the loml
“You’re so tight” oh. Is that a challenge? You don’t think I can make it tighter? Lemme just clench then.
so seductive
THIS GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME
Is it just me or…
my hot take
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars
I’m sorry what
you heard me
#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
@genericrevenge
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time.
If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.
Is anyone surprised by this considering all the hints he’s given us over the years????
what have you done
i want attention
who wants to see me naked
Ma’am, I know it’s hot girl summer but you need to cover up because you’re making it swelter in here.
I will wear as much or as little clothing as I’d like
Didn’t know if ever call anyone Daddy but it feels so right
Take a polaroid of her choking on your dick.
BIG MOOD: me + you, a cabin in the mountains, sitting in the hot tub, drink in hand, not a care in the world
sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird
Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.
