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[solongguy]

Still waiting on that third series…….

[saints-row-2]

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

[poiplefunguy]

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

[crutchie-morris]

you. you get it

[thequantumqueer]

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

[gewuerzwiesel]

Have you seen all the Spider-man PS4 selfies? There is so much potential for fake accounts. Peter wouldn't even get to make money like this.

[pr1nceshawn]

Spider-Men.

[seriousfic]

They Turned Spider-Man Into A Damn Cop And It Sucks

The new Spider-Man video game came out for PlayStation 4 last week, and I was eager to spend a chunk of my weekend playing it. Some things I immensely enjoyed during my few hours of play time: web swinging, jumping off buildings, web swinging, whispering “whoa, that looks just like the real Empire State Building,” and web swinging. One thing I definitely did not enjoy is how the game turns Spider-Man into a friggin’ cop!

[yuoling]

Had this floating around in my head for a while so here’s an out of breath Peter Parker that nobody asked for! 

[gyppa-deactivated20181011]

factual

[seriousfic]

[gewuerzwiesel]

I currently own 1 Tumblcoin, the future of meme currency.

[xevailo]

This seems like a good time for a drink… and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones. The speech about politics. About order. Brotherhood. Power! But speeches are for campaigning; now is the time for action!

Evil Morty

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[70sscifiart]

Josef Dienst

[gewuerzwiesel]

Perry Rhodan

The greatest ScFi Story ever written.

Reading that arc made my head hurt alot. the numbers of ships on board the OLD MAN showed me that some people spent to much time doing math.

[dirudo]

[artbussy-deactivated20181101]

FUCKING MOOD

[lookitsindiana-deactivated20230]

Oh fuck no

[yeahiwasintheshit]

FFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK HER!

[wilwheaton]

No. Fuck this. Fucking NO. California isn’t going to send another shitty Republican to the Senate, no matter who she is.

[gewuerzwiesel]

[seriousfic]

Lost writer 1: Okay, it’s season four, time to figure out a satisfying answer to all the mysteries we brought up.

Lost writer 2: Hear me out–what if we just… didn’t?

[gewuerzwiesel]

And his name was Damon Lindelof.

[haggord]

not what i expected when i started watching castlevania

[smallestsmallersmallerstill-blog]

Reblog this if you want to lose over 20 pounds.

[theflashcwconfessions]

[gewuerzwiesel]

That´s not news.

[waynedrake]

“DIE!!!” 

“um rude??”

[gewuerzwiesel]

it´s german actually.

[seriousfic]

So I don’t know if you’ve seen the trailer for The Space Between Us

But if you see it, like me, not knowing anything about the movie, then your reaction goes something like this.

*Gary Oldman says they’re sending astronauts to set up a colony on Mars. AWWWWW YEAH SCI-FI*

*one of the astronauts is pregnant and has a baby that’s going to be raised on Mars. Oh, well, it still could be good!*

*baby grows up, Skypes a bunch with some Earth chick, goes BACK TO EARTH so he can romance her, thus meaning NO SCI-FI ELEMENTS in the story except for his body not being able to survive Earth’s environment, which basically just makes this a love story where one of the romantics has a terminal disease, NOT A SCIENCE FICTION STORY*

[gewuerzwiesel]

The Best part is, there are two movies with this title. And one has a blue merman. witch makes it actually a fun idea.

[superboi101]