Gf Talks About Magic

I send my GF cards and she gives me her comments on them as well as other magic things. She knows basically nothing about magic.

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“ ‘touch of brilliance’ is a description of me :P”

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“that's a shitty picture, sorry Scott.”

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“omg. the monkey at the side is the cutest“

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“I really don't see the point of flavour text. I know it's not supposed to explain the card or anything but it seems so unneeded.”

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"it's kind of like UNO where you change the colour they can play”

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“yo.. I ship me and Venser of Urborg. hello“

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“there's one that's a tiger!“ (Ajani Goldmane)

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GF: do you think there's gay porn fanfic for MtG? Me: Why do you ask? GF: I was just curious

“whoever that front guy is and Jace are 100% shipped”

“gay fanfic writers are really into the big muscular guy and skinny guy ships“

“oh my god. I found some on http://fanfiction.net that's a Harry Potter/MtG crossover!“ (She really likes Harry Potter)

“a lot of people seem to ship Jace with Ral Zarek, he ain't cute though. I'm not into it.“

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“what's that even a picture of“

“this is literally the worst worded card ever.”

“also why did they keep saying ‘his or her’? they could have just said ‘they’/’their's’. gender neutral.“

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Me: What should the avatar be for the blog? GF: uh. a magic symbol? I like the tree the best Me: Why? GF: biology

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GF: what's the difference between a player and a planeswalker? Me: planeswalker is a card type, like land or creature or artifact GF: isn't there a group of people who play called planeswalkers? Me: technically you are a planeswalker GF: me? Me: these however are big named planeswalkers Me: the player* GF: oh GF: I thought you meant me specifically and I felt special Me: they have "loyalty" counters on them Me: so it's like you are calling them to aid you GF: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh GF: this is too much

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“at first I thought that woman was naked“

“idek what that text means though but it must be good because it’s worth 8 mana”

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“The picture looks like it’s from a movie, like some anime shit.”

“why don't people like this? putting 1/1 creatures on the field seems like a common card, right? I've seen it happen in hearthstone anyway... which is basically the same thing“

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“ugh. why so much text? Who wants to read that while playing?”

“so it basically allows you to bring back someone from the graveyard?“

“people seem to like this one so I guess it's not actual shit“

“I want to become one of these drawers. I can't draw but I think I could give the cards a whimsical characteristic“

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“I don't like that troll thing“

“is it called ‘mirror breaker’ because it's ugly? 'cause that's mean“

“also like what goblin looks like that“

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“is that an accordian?“ “this is the first card you've showed me that seems actually good“

“the flavour text is also relevant - well to the picture. but it's not stupid like the other ones, it’s funny. 'cause the jester made the device? which is funny two-fold b/c jesters are funny and also how would a jester know how to make devices“

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“That one has the highest rating yet” GF: what does the X mean though? ME: whatever number of colourless you want GF: why would you want to do more than just 1?

“ I don't really understand it. I know I had counters when I was playing with you and it made sense when you explained it but now I don't remember.”