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“oh fuck... i forgot to pack socks... this is the worst day of my life.”
neciemoncriefe:
“Aww, I’d be lying if that didn’t make me special. I didn’t know I had such a privilege. Though, are you not secure enough with your sexuality that you can’t let other schlongs swing free?”
“well, my room is always my pants-less safe haven, so i just wanted to open it up to everyone else. hey, i’m extremely comfortable with my sexuality, i just wouldn’t particularly like seeing half nakedness everywhere i turn.”
willowplz:
❝ awe, look at you caring ‘bout me. i’ve asked around, but apparently none of ‘em care and i’m being dramatic. it’s not like i went begging for it, i just asked if there was any way to get coffee or energy drinks around the place. ❞
“well, i don’t have coffee or energy drinks, but i do have some adderall, if that would help.”
ftkenzie:
██ ▌ ☾ — ❛ it’s not as if i can help it. you know how prolonged serenity practically drives me insane. though i figure even back home i’d get a kick out of something twisted. you truly are a real peach, larson. i figure it’d be funniest to sneak up on some late night stragglers, really. then make yourself known to the entire camp later down the line to see if anyone still thinks those other kids were fibbin’. plus, i’m sure you can pull off a seaweed body suit. ❜
“i’m surprised you haven’t tried to pull something the short time we’ve been here, actually. i’m proud of you, you deserve a medal or something. those poor kids would probably think that they were going insane, which makes it about ten times funnier. oh trust me, i am a totally sexy dead seaweed body.”
aprcl:
❝ it wouldn’t have lasted as long as it did if it was with you.❞
“ouch, i’m truly hurt. where did you even find the antlers in the first place? and what led you to wearing them while fucking?”
jaekimgdi:
“Well, I get bullied quite often for liking flowers, I’m nineteen, I should be able to like what I want, but I shouldn’t go off on a tangent about that. I’m fine with making them by myself, I’m quite quick.”
“that’s okay. i still like pokemon and starwars and i’m nineteen as well. good because i’d probably end up destroying the flowers. i’m awful at anything artsy.”
❝ as much as i love this place, i’d love it ten times more if there was some sort of coffee maker. i’m not even talking ‘bout some fancy expresso shot maker, just a basic machine that is capable of giving me coffee. i mean none of us get sleep here so of course we need a little wake me up. – i’m so tired at this point that i’m seriously considering ripping my clothes off and jumpin’ into the freezing lake. ❞
“while i would love to watch you rip your clothes off, i’d rather not have you catch hypothermia, so i’m advising against that. if you ask one of the head counselors, they’d more than likely get one. everyone is probably thinking the same thing.”
Tapping the ground with a damp stick, Necie leaned her back against the tree looking up at the graying sky. “I wish this camp had ‘no-pants zones’. Putting on pants is such a hassle.”
“well, just for the record, my room is always a no-pants zone, but i agree. although, there are some people i’d rather not have walk around pants-less.”
“Hey, hi, hello, every other possible way to greet somebody kindly – you look great, seriously.”
“golly, if you aren’t as sweet as a can of peaches... seriously, what do you want?”
“isn’t the sky beautiful? it’s so nice tonight, with all of the stars. that’s why i love coming to this camp, you don’t see this much in toronto because of the lights and here, well… look at them, it’s so picturesque.”
“yanno, whenever i hear of any town in canada, i kinda just expect them to be in the middle of nowhere with a ton of snow. i never actually picture big, busy cities. but, i can’t complain, i grew up in a place where stargazing is a nightly tradition.”
██ ▌ ☾ — ❛ i tell you what… this place is ALMOST a bit too perfect, it’s nearly sickening. every year i feel as if i’m begging for something else to go down other than campfire songs and getting sick from s’mores, ya’ know ?? like a body crawling from the lake or a freak show family living within the hills, finally making themselves known. but, whatever, i guess. arts and crafts is cool too. ❜
“you’re so morbid, kenzie. but, just so you know, i volunteer to crawl out of the lake seaweed, knife and all. find out when the most people are going to be there and i’ll be ready.”
“ Well, another boring Monday. How about we play a game? Ever heard of the whisper challenge? “
“isn’t that a fallon skit? seems like it would be fun, but i am also horrible at a lot of things, so i don’t think i’d do too well.”
❝ i had the best welcome present for being here last night– i got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. it was magical and animalistic. tis the season–except it’s not even christmas anymore. fuck.❞
“and it wasn’t with me? damn, i’m offended...”
“I really need to make myself another flower crown, someone ruined my other one, it was really upsetting. I’ll be okay though,”
“who fucks with someone else’s flower crown? that’s messed up. i’m not sure how great i’ll be at making them, but i will offer my help.”
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