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mindisinmars

OH IT STICKS TO YOUR FINGERS AND CLOTHES!!! YOU THINK WE DONT KNOW, BUT WE ALL KNOW !!!!!

mindisinmars

you think we don't know but WE ALL KNOW.

iknowwhatiwantep

who—

gives a kid a handgun?

gives a kid to a mom who doesn't want one?

lets that kid fall in love?

never taught him enough is enough is enough?

let him into a bar? and kiss a dude in a bathroom stall?

imnotafraidtodisappear

i wanna take it all back and just be your friend

wanna tell you i miss you and not mean it like that :(

imnotafraidtodisappear

and i never remember a face on purpose

but i've seen yours like ten times since

royalfoolsband

just be ur friend - jake minch

gokusclit

Smiling seeing cute kid/baby videos but then suddenly ain’t shit funny bc why are you posting your kids on the internet you dumb bitch take this shit down now don’t fucking do that

corviiids

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

lastoneout

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

thedemonslament

Spring/Summer

thedemonslament

This the last time you'll see Mo genuinely smile, sorry.

kitsnicket

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless

kitsnicket

“The universal girlhood experience of—“ [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

rimeheart

“And spoke like they’d be there” 💀💀💀

noncontusion

i get so gay off that rumination and regret

chemicalico

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

eatthekidsfirst

friends with consequences

blumineck

The Odyssey if the suitors were competent…

Go Check out Neet- she’s awesome (her socials are at the bottom of the linked page if you want to see some of the training videos for this and other silliness)

draconym

I'm at a convention for the game of Go with a friend who is almost 84 years old, and he is constantly being accosted by elementary schoolers who want to play him because every year there is a prize for whoever plays a game with the biggest age difference between players.

So every time I go to look for him, I see this:

draconym

People in the tags pointing out that this is a great way to get communities to interact: you are extremely correct. There were a lot of kids at this year's go congress (many of them extremely strong players) and it's very funny to watch them roving in packs looking for old people to challenge. At one point when my friends and I were sitting in one of the side rooms, a trio of elementary schoolers marched in and shouted "IS ANYONE HERE OVER FIFTY?"

Presumably so that they could compete for the Elder Slayer award: