TOBIAS MAXWELL WILDE i would greatly prefer that you did not refer to me as toby. 37. ceo of the wilde company LTD. current owner of the red lion pub and local b&b. if you don't know the wilde family yet, don't worry. you will. i'm a name that you'll remember,
                                          I am more than just a thrill...                     i'm gonna be the greatest ever, now...
                                      ...watch out, I'm a force that you will fear
                              i'm victorious, it's my time
               there's no stopping this
                                            cause i was born for this     oh, they'll remember us...           i do it for the glory
Election Day is starting to rapidly approach for the local MP seat and I have to say, i'm feeling very optimistic and confident following the support and backing of all of my neighbours. I owe each of you a very heartfelt thank you, because this hopefully soon achieved goal of representing you and your needs as citizens of Gradian, could not be even within the arms reach it currently is without you all.
That’s just what a politician with nefarious intentions would say to throw us off.
But seriously, what’s your stance on public health safety. I am very pro ‘free condoms for all.’ That’s an important selling point if you want my vote.
Don’t be a dickhead, Alastair.
Well, those who are sexually active should have free access to such things that they might otherwise be unable to afford — a baby is a lot more expensive.
Why do I find that both terrifying and kind of comforting? How many do you have, three?
You’re terrified of them growing up, but comforted knowing some things won’t change. Four, though with Emerson growing so quickly, I can’t help but already feel broody.
Can’t believe my kid is almost four months old now. My kid. Fucking wild, still. Anyone know if I’m still going to be having these ‘wow, i’m a fucking dad’ moments when she’s like 18?
I’m 10 years into the parenting fold and I can tell you that they haven’t stopped for myself yet. Honestly, I don’t quite believe those moments stop when they turn 18 — I don’t believe that they stop for the rest of your life.
Well, I see you decided to go for it which I still think is a good idea. How’s the campaign going?
Well, it’s going slowly thus far, though we are less than a week into the beginning of the campaign, i’m sure give it another week or two and i’ll have more exciting things to report.
Well, I suppose it’s thanks to us as well. By the way, I saw you’re running in the next election. You’ll have my vote for sure!
 Thank you, Sam, your support is greatly appreciated. With the ideas of the people who make Gradian what it is, and the power to implement them, we really could make some wonderful changes to the area to benefit the masses.
bargained?? just because he gave me his last name doesn’t make me his bitch IT’S CALLED A COMPROMISING TOBIAS, plus, kinda sorta don’t want him fucking any stray that call themselves my sibling, you know?
I think i’d rather you let Alastair have his way on this one.