YUGI-OH ABRIDGED SENTENCE PACK ( EPISODES 51 - 56!! )
only if i can be the dog!!
i'm always the dog!!
okay, i'll be the car.
i'm always the car!!
okay then, i'll be the annoying douchebag.
i'm always the annoying douchebag!!
suddenly i miss being blind.
i'm always the blind!!
open me.
that didn't sound like no pony.
but, [ insert name ]!! free pony ride!!
you're not a pony!!
it's not even a robot pony!! we can't ride this guy!! what a rip.
oh, we can RIDE him.
wait, will we have kung-fu grip??
it's alright, [ insert name ], it's just like playing dungeon dice monsters.
i'm shutting down your research lab, [ insert name ].
but, [ insert name ], i beg you to reconsider!!
I RECONSIDERED.
well, if i had to think about it, i'd probably say that i taught [ insert name ] everything they know about duel monsters.
in my defense, i thought you were permanently blind!!
i stand corrected.
this is the most disappointing three-way i've ever been a part of.
we gotta get out of this cave, man!! otherwise, we'll be attacked by gay vampires!!
it's okay, [ insert name ]. i've lived my life as nothing but a side character, fit only for spouting brainless quips and catchphrases. but now, i get to die the way i've always wanted; falling, screaming like a girl into a pit of boiling hot lava, flesh being seared from my bones... if i do survive, i'll probably be unrecognisable. but if i do die, it'll be as a main character...
i love you.
i know.
i'm falliiiiiing!!
i mean emotionally, not PHYSICALLY.
i'd still hit it.
i'm not a human!! i'm a penguin...!!
i mean --- i'm a man!! woman!! girl!! a sexy, sexy teenage girl!!
mmm, tentacle porn.
silly [ insert name ]!! you're not a real robot!!
what a digital dummy!!
THEME MUSIC BATTLE!! GO!!
right in my sweet ass!!
try bringing sexy back NOW, human!!
the ROCKET POWERED FIST!!
yeah, we could never forget my SWEET ASS.
oh man, you are funny!! the way you tried to kill me and all??
[ insert name ], put down the stick!! remember what happened with the scissors?!
just look at their hair!! it's so pointy!!
come at me, bro.
well, that was highly improbable.
now, i'm the guy kicking your ass with a stick.
[ insert name ]!! use tackle!!
[ insert name ], you just shoved 'em through a BUILDING.
so... are you on steroids?? and if so, can i have some??
aww, come on!! i just got this bike!!
eat it, nerds!!
okay, since when did this show become AMAZING?!
it's a good thing i'm [ insert name ] or that might have actually hurt me.
it definitely isn't [ insert name ]. because he is in the shadow realm. or dead.
oh look, another person i'm supposed to care about.
lemme guess, you're one of [ insert name ]'s seven evil ex-boyfriends??
there is only one country that matters when it comes to translating stuff. and that's... AMERICALONAVANIA. i mean, america.
it's the added dairy that truly makes it american.
i think i might have some weak-old doughnuts in the fridge...
AWESOME!! now, THIS is a kidnapping.
uhh, i dunno?? card games on motorcyles??
but my deck!! it's entirely filled with internet jokes and references!!
can we switch over to spongebob??
my other kidnappers ALWAYS let me watch spongebob. AND they let me stay up until midnight.
I NEVER LOOOOOOSE!!
so, are you losing or not??
what am i supposed to do with this??
only then will you earn a place in the club of corporate scumbags.
ummmm... GIMME THE MONEY.
[ insert name ], you don't have any shares.
my first order of business... build the ultimate theme park.
yeah okay, i'm an ASSHOLE. what's your point??
yeah!! lolcalisations for the win!! KITTY FACE!!
duh!! WINNING!!
[ insert name ] took me on a pizza...
it's a long story that involves the name steve.
i must say, i'm not used to being inside women. i don't think i like it very much.
yeah, reincarnation's a bitch like that.
oh yeah!! i'm still the man!! ...who just happens to look like a woman.
wait!! why does my mouth taste like FISH?!
hello, INSERT NAME OF SIBLING.
initiate bitch slap subroutine!!
i don't think brothers are supposed to touch each other like this.
just pretend we're siamese twins.
hate... so intense... it makes me faster!!
yeah, but this time it was only half-intentional!!
i still prefer this to the sing-along.
you are the only one who understands me, [ insert name ]'s boobs!!
WHY ARE THESE THE ONLY WORDS I KNOW?!
oooooh!! me woman, me dumb.
aaaaaaaaaaaah!! I'M RICH!!
he keeps touching me, [ insert name ]!!
yeah!! because you never gave me doughnuts!!
[ insert name ], you're ruining the metaphor.
oh... what's a metaphor??
spongepants squarebob, he's a friendly little guy!!
APPLY THE HAND BRAKE, YOU MORON!!
i don't know how to tell you this, [ insert name ], but this is a picture of you in a tutu.
I HAAAAVE NO SON!!
SWAB IT, I SAAAAAY!!
hello, pot. my name is kettle. you're black.
FRIENDSHIP PILE DRIVER!!
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!
THIS DOOR IS A BITCH!!
i used to be a duelist like you, but then i took a card game to the motorcycle.
GOD, I HOPE NOT.
this show's about playing card games and lots of very sexy men!!
dib's on the blonde guy's sister!!
i like red heads almost as much as i like penguins!!
guess what, [ insert name ]?? i was the guy who test-screened the 4kids one piece dub!!
this is the only time i'm EVER going to say this to anybody; but i would NEVER let you have my body.
WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU WANT MY BODY?!
i want your body!!
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT MY BODY?!
nobody really wants [ insert name ]'s sloppy seconds. not even [ insert name ].
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STAIRS?!
THAT'S MY WORTHLESS FRIEND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!
am i right??
yes, but am i right?!
[ INSERT NAME ]!! am. i. RIGHT??
but, [ insert name ], we already saw [ insert place ] in season one!!
shut up, [ insert name ]!!
the joke's on you, [ insert team ], because [ insert name ] isn't even in this series!!
we all know you guys got along like a house on fire!!
i distinctly remember you saying, and i quote, 'i am awfully fond of [ insert name ]. nyaaaah!! brooklyn rage!!'
APPLY THE HAND BRAKE, YOU DUMB BROAD!!
how untimely!!
i am now henceforth known as the master of all doors!!
OH MY GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MY FACE?! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!! WHAT THE FRIG??
and i don't know if you've noticed, but i am DAMN SEXY MAN.
pigs don't speak latin!! nobody would understand them, it's a dead language!!
[ insert name ], you're japanese. you're supposed to be speaking english.
i don't read crap.
why wouldn't i hate women?? they hate me!!
they went down faster than [ insert name ] after a couple martinis.
so WHY AREN'T YOU NAKED??
'what a load of wankers,' said [ insert name ].
a blue eyes white dragon train?? i have the weirdest boner right now.
i had no idea they let kindergarten out this early.
i forgot how entertaining the 'it's a small world compared to my ego' ride was.
i don't usually got bossed around by infants.
it's time to yaba-dabba-duel.
i'll use your lame ass deck.
this is between me and the munchkin.
how exactly do i become a member of the lollipop guild??
the wet pants??
what, do you guys not have those??
why did the obnoxious green-haired punk cross the road?? to show his friends that he had guts. and, MAN, did he have guts.
why did the paramedic cross the road?? because there was a dead kid in the road.
I'M JESUS!!
the big mean ceo jerk beat me in a card game!!
wah.
oh my god, what the hell's wrong with his face?!
that is MESSED UP.
shut up, [ insert name ], mommy and daddy are talking.
sorry, threw up in my mouth a little.
uh, no actually, it just looks like you're flipping me off.
yeah, but i'm still the king, BITCH.
it's the puppy apocalypse.
shoulda gone with the doughnuts.
my name's [ insert name ], and i'm the guy who's gonna be doin' the spanking.
on a scale of one to me, they rate a measly SIX AND A HALF.
i'm sexy and i know it. I WORK OUUUUUT!!
my body [ insert name ], take it or leave it.
i'm so blogging about this when i get home!!
SON OF A BITCH!!
psh, some god you turned out to be.
i had no idea gods still wet the bed.
and nothing of value was lost.
NO!! NOT THE ROBOT MONKEY!!
ugh, manly fainting!!
only for the purposes of this hallucination.
and MY AXE!!
oh, there's something in my deck, alright!!
doo-dah-la, muthafucka!!
i summon his most POWERFUL LAME ASS MONSTER!!
AAAAAND FUCK MY LIFE HARD.
your nipples belong to me!!
if you don't got the cash, you don't get the ass!!
lemme guess, you're jesus??
A BIG GIANT HEAD!!
this is awkward...
AND I THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER THAN TO PLAY IN THE FUCKING ROAD!!
any questions, you digital old fart??
i knew we should have upgraded from dial up...
i can be as hardcore as i want and it'll still be pg-13.
mmm, delicious ultra violence.
the acting and audio is terrible.
isn't that what we've been doing for the last four years??
[ insert name ] said i don't have a birthday. they said i just kinda... happened. and they prefer not to draw attention to it.
[ insert name ] taught me everything they know about faking positive emotions.
here it is, my vagina!!
get away from me, [ insert name ], you sea witch!!
zero calories, my ass.
have you tried playing a card game with someone??
have you TRIED collecting ten star chips??
can i help it if i have such LONG, WOMANY LEGS??
oh, these LONG, BEAUTIFUL LEGS of mine!!
actually, i didn't kick it. i just looked at it and it sort of opened.
you DO know you adopted me, right??
I CAN MAKE UP WORDS, TOO, YOU KNOW!!
kill your family!!
I'M FUCKING HELPING YOU!!
free limo rides for a month, sucka!!
actually, this is exodia necros.
shut up, you old fossil!!
SCREW THE RULES!!
stealing my body is one thing, but my catchphrases, too??
well, i'd like to say i've been fucking your wife.
oh GOD, MY HAND!!
okay, but could get me some ice for my hand first??
oh thank god, a plot hole.
try doing it louder.
you mean the missile that you fired at us??
oh, you're sorry for FIRING A NUCLEAR STRIKE AT US??
wait!! you left some main characters behind!!
ow!! my mojo!!
also, for some reason, i'm naked.
AAAAAH!! MY HAND AGAIN!!
THAT WAS MY BLUE EYES SUMMONING HAND!!
so what if they censored a few things??
i was turned into a robot monkey...
turns out [ insert name ] wasn't such a bad guy, after all. despite all the murder and all...
i'm just kidding, i'll hug you when you're asleep.
don't worry, my brother taught me everything he knows about FUCK!!
