not a sex bot, just shy

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[mark-gently]

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

[yanguang]

the cutes..

[bimmyjimmy]

He wants it but if i gave it to him he wouldn’t eat it

[deadeyesopened]

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

the giggle i just guggled.

[batsquatchin]

good night!

[ghost-bridge]

I cant die yet.... endacopia comes out on monday.......

[atomicwrongs]

Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you

[innerchildabortionclinic]

at some point you all need to stop bothering adult women with a cute style just because literally anything women do can be tied to a fetish of some sort

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[teaboot]

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

[teaboot]

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[ip2lb]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[izbnart]

Disco Elysium animation 🕺