Hold On To Your Butts

hello there

[kermitreactions]

[unclefather]

[margaritaville-remade]

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

[thebootydiaries]

the only man i trust is dr. phil

[landofsnowandroses]

Shut up. He’s nothing but a mediocre unit of American entertainment. Literally all he does is be bald and look stupid like that mole rat from Kim Possible, except Mole was smarter. You should trust Disney channel characters.

[thebootydiaries]

his name was Rufus

[thebootydiaries]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?

[sealmaiden2000]

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

[delsinsfire]

Me everytime I have to climb a ladder in any video game ever

[onlytwitterpics]

[kitty]

star

[commiegoth]

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[audiospawn]

Visit Original Link

Original Meme/Shitpost by grimwhoires

[screenshotsofdespair]

[baked-barbie]

I want this on my tombstone

[everythingfox]

A mozzarella stick!

[everythingfox]

yum

[frist--xvi]

[classsictrash]

a mood.

[friendly-animals]

Follow me for more cute animals! (: