shit post ghost

I am your friendly neighbourhood shit post dispensing ghost.

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

Is now a good time to tell you all I've been reading astrophage like astrology ah-strof-ah-gee. And I was like, "Why the hell did Ryan Gosling pronounce it like that?"

You're telling me it's been ass-tro-fayj this entire time?

[sevinohl]

Every fanart i see of rocky and adrian is just this and i love it

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

The only thing I can stand about being disabled is the small hope that with enough radiation from all the x-rays, I'll mutate into a superhero or someshit

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

I love love love when people draw rocky like this

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

Whoever decided to call grace/simon/rocky "blody mary on the rocks" is fucking transcendent!

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

I am begging you people to please tag your ao3 fics corectly. If there is fetish content, tag it. If there is mild gore, tag it. If there's a/b/o dynamics, tag it! No tag it too smal my friend! No tag is too many

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

Why Grace and Simon pressing feeding orifices together question? disgust disgust disgust!

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

I desperately need an animator to take the audio from 9:00 in Markipier's carrion video and animate an eldrich horror mutated Simon Iron lung please please

(bonus points if you make it bloody mary)

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

Do you ever think about how the human body is full of an entire microbiome? So when Thanos snapped and the people disappeared, it would have left behind millions of microscopic lives where they stood. Imagine walking through the street and seeing the Hiroshima shadows of your neighbours. Devastating. Also, those left with only half a microbiome would all be shitting themselves poop time T n T

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

Patrick Jane is such a freak! Who in their right mind prefers Twining's tea? WHO THE HELL PUT THE MILK IN FIRST?

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

I work in a charity shop/thrift store. Today I got a box of jewelry to sort out and I picked up a white thing to see if it was a bead or a crystal.

Human tooth in my bare hands

[skinny-dipping-sasquatch]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

Pro tip! Don't buy cheap toilet paper while on meds that give you dioreah. Sincerely, someone who has sanded their bum hole flat

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

I keep hearing about penishavers using lotion to zerkoff, does that mean they all have really soft moisturised weens?

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

Leon should be allowed to wear all the jewellery he picks up in the game. Imagine him running around killing zombies while covered in sparkly spinels.

[ghost-in-a-raincoat]

Can we all agree that Shaking stevens' mery christmas is the scariest christmas music video? The animatronic elves, the bowlcuts, the SANTA!?!? Why does he look so scary? The snowman is freaky. I dislike it.