Head Ankle Biter In Charge

Izodore, 30s, he/him Pan/Poly Sometimes I write in all caps | Twitch:HeadAnkleBiter, mod for InfiniteDrift, bozevstheworld, and M00MEAT Currently dreaming of living under the rule of His Imperial Serenity Edrehasivar VII

[moonwitted]

I think the united states of america would really benefit from being under the rule of His Imperial Serenity, Emperor Edrehasivar VII

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Wonder bread guy in my inbox

[queer-as-city-folk]

This is a different and awesomer kind of pervert 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[ghostdaartist]

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

[ceraunoscope]

pasting in @itouchpancakesinappropriately's comment so i can check out the links later:

"https://youtu.be/3vvEKZuf-K0 link to this video on youtube

https://youtu.be/poU4bxz29Bw?t=5239 here's the link to the live stream recording, the cellist and singer show up at 1:27:20 (and stop playing 1:58:45) you can see the unedited bits that ended up contributing to the short video

https://youtu.be/BU3MJzgr11Y here's Ziarra's (the singer) recording of the song Heat Rises"

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[xeno-lalia]

I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.

[superfluffychickens]

This happens every time I sit down in the coop, haha! I had all 6 on me at one point, but these 4 - Nadia, Katya, Artie and Connie are the clingiest. Mila prefers exploring but is calm and likes hanging out for a little bit at a time, and Sana is still shy but will join her sisters for a cuddle if she’s the only one not sitting on me. I got so lucky with such sweet and trusting girls!

[lakemojave]

Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps

[lakemojave]

Every time I'm in the alps. I hear meow meow meow meow

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

[killuazedykee]

[grimeclown]

I work as a mechanic on carnival rides and I kept getting my tie stuck in the gears and wheels and shit so I asked my boss if I could wear a bow tie instead and he told me only clowns get to wear bow ties so I guess im applying for a change in position and hoping to keep the same pay

[afeelgoodblog]

Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Note: that is not a lumberjack!!! Most likely it is a domesticated marine biologist, possibly a domesticated fisherman, (you can tell because it has been clothed in wool, which stays warm when wet, so it is is clearly well cared for).

While this may be appropriate enrichment for your DOMESTICATED and WELL TRAINED marine biologist or fisherman, please remember that lumberjacks may be tame, but are not domesticated. They are still wild, and they absolutely will freak out if they see you swimming around in their forests.

[vanshira]

did you write this notice for the belugas or

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Who else would I write it for? It’s not like orcas care about ethical wildlife photography.

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[thecollectibles]

Art by Vladimir Motsar

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[helenvaughans]