FOREST GHOST

24, bi, white, northern california

[defboyardee-deactivated20150318]

[carrot-gallery]

What We Do In The Shadows 2 (2019) dir. Taika Waititi

[memesandlaughs]

[carlagiguno]

#height difference #tHE HAND ON THE WAIST

[199919991999]

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[dahlstrom]

#so this is Dean and Seamus on a night out in a muggle pub #you can’t tell me otherwise #sometimes others will join them #Ron is always embarrassing because he gapes at the muggle contraptions #Luna just rolls with it #Hermione and Harry sit back and shake their heads at their stupid friends #Neville orders tequila because he heard it comes from a cactus #and lives to regret it #Ginny owns everyone at karaoke

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[allthecanadianpolitics]

what a convenient date 🤔🤔🤔

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[pinkprincessrei-deactivated2020]

For everyone who doesn’t know there’s a strike against McDonald’s on that date. Don’t fall for this. Support striking workers.

[astrolocherry]

Netflix: Are you there?

Pisces: at least someone bothers to care about me 😭 😭 😭

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Go for the printer toner. It’s worth more than gold

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Fantastic advice

[hotvampireadjacent]

IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE AND RESPECT WHAM

[sportsnight-deactivated20201211]

“RIP, Hooters!”

[beifongkendo]

Cats in Japan 2.0 (with a little less elegance) 😸

[longzone222]

Visit Original Link

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[otherworldlystatic]

Wild / Old God sighting.

[nerdgul]

Everytime the internet shows me a picture of a moose next to a car i still can never comprehend how stupid big they are

[mysharona1987]

[liberalsarecool]

#Beto

[puffkrispy]

TEXANS: The voter registration deadline is OCTOBER 9, 2018 to vote in the mid-terms. To figure out if you’re registered or to register GO HERE FOR INFO: https://www.votetexas.gov/register-to-vote/index.html 

Also, Beto is traveling non-stop around the state, so GO SEE HIM. VOLUNTEER FOR HIS CAMPAIGN. 

Events: https://map.betofortexas.com/  Volunteer: https://act.betofortexas.com/signup/volunteer

NON-TEXANS: DONATE, SPREAD THE WORD, COME DOWN HERE TO KNOCK ON DOORS, DO EVERYTHING. We’re working our asses off to get this ghoul Cruz out of the Senate, but he needs HELP. Beto is accepting no PAC money, and he’s already raised millions JUST from donations. KEEP IT UP. Cruz is shaking in his boots, but he’s got a lot of grimy money behind him.  https://betofortexas.com/

Thank you and goodnight. :)