Hallow

tbp incorrect quotes bc i’m obsessed ♡ my main is @hallowseve1031

[ghostboysposting]

bruce: what happened?!

finney: do you want the long version or the short version?

bruce: sh-short

griffin: shit’s fucked

bruce: okay, long

finney: shit’s very fucked

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robin, to the boys: alright, listen up you little shits!

robin: not you, finney. you’re an angel and we’re glad you’re here

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finney: i’m in love with you

robin:

finney: damn autocorrect

finney: you are my best friend in the world

robin: this is a verbal conversation

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griffin: define “dream”

finney: dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works

vance: that’s too dark!

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finney: i’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room

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finney: my friend thinks you’re cute

robin: which friend?

finney:

finney: it’s me, i’m the friend

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vance: hey, robin? can i get some dating advice?

robin: just because i’m with finn doesn’t mean i know how i did it

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finney: i’m bisexual

bruce: really? i thought you were straight

finney: there was a slight inconvenience…

robin, entering the room: i’m the slight inconvenience!!

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*somebody flirts with finney*

vance: you’re being awfully quiet, robin

robin: you can’t plan a murder out loud

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nurse: what’s your type?

robin: brown hair, brown eyes, somewhat pale skin, about 5’6

nurse: i meant your blood type

robin: oh

robin: red

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billy: *running towards finney with open arms*

finney: *moves out of the way*

billy: hey, why’d you move?!

finney: i thought you were going to attack me

billy: i was going to hug you!

finney: why would you hug me?

billy: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?!

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bruce: where’s robin?

vance: don’t worry, i’ll find him

vance, shouting: finney sucks!

robin, distantly: finn is the best person ever! fuck you!

vance: found him

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robin: please say words of encouragement to me so i don’t murder someone right now

bruce: there’s no finney in prison

robin: *sighs* thank you

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griffin: so, finney, do you have a crush on anyone?

finney: the only crush i have is this crushing anxiety… oh and robin

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vance: happy halloween!

finney: happy halloween! is that your costume?

vance: i’m wearing regular clothes

finney: oh, so you look like that every day? damn, that’s sad.

vance: you little shit!

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terrance: do we have any orange juice left?

gwen: *pours the remaining juice into her cup*

finney: sorry, we’re all out

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finney: wow, this parking is as straight as i am

vance: i know i should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!