( group verse ): camp stay puft ;
what do you get when you cross an ANGRY 200-FOOT SUMERIAN MARSHMALLOW MAN with four ( 4 ) unlicensed nuclear accelerators ???
community service ! also: 3,526 s’mores !!
That’s right! Those ghost goobs that your dads think are full-a’-crap are being forced VOLUNTEERING to head a nearby a summer camp! It’s 1986 and your parents are dumping you with these frauds — be sure to thank them! ( & here’s hoping a slimer doesn’t follow them home ). There will be 4 cabins ——— there woulda been 8, boys vs. girls, y’know? but it’s not like the government is helping us FUND this damn thing. We better not catch any unscrupulous canoodlers, huh? Your parents barely trust us as it is. But hey, it is the 80′s… ( && here’s hoping the camp isn’t haunted ). Kids of all ages are welcome – though it’s not like you have much a’ choice when you can’t drive yourselves home. And let’s not forget we probably need a nurse, head cook, etc; but if you want to age down your muse, who am I to stop you? Just submit the app below [ HERE ] and start posting using the tag gv: camp stay puft ;
name: age: preferred cabin: spengler / stantz / venkman / zeddemore role at camp ( camper? nurse? bug-spray enthusiast? ): favorite camp activity ( telling ghost stories around the campfire? s’mores? spooky tug-o-war? macaroni arts and crafts? ): bio ( bonus points if it’s written by a parent tbh, not that there are actually points… ):
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