[qqchurch]

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[seravph]

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

[dsmsix]

job interviews

[blackpyrefly]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

[in-love-with-my-bed]

Good thing I’m so smooth

[transmechanicus]

[halorvic]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[fiendir]

[st-pam]

[little-pondhead]

please let me get that job in algae management

[peterstarkss]

Indy I love you!

[chrissongzzz]

if I can’t be weird with you then wtf

[weirdrouter]

isn't wanting to be friends with other people, like, cheating? if you're aromantic?

literally what

[envyvstheuniverse-deactivated20]

rare post where almost every note is sofunny

[nastywizard]

LET'S HEAR IT FOR TINNITUS!

[nastywizard]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[argumate]

hell yeah! I never meet any hot chicks in ##USER_CITY##, it’s a total backwater!

[adhoption]

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

[en-theos]

I am not going to be mature about sovereign coming from the latin word superānus thanks and goodnight

[squeakitties]

is this one of them v tubers people are obsessed with these days

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Turns out I’m part-crow already ✨

[ceilingcow]

One thing I will genuinely never get tired of is hearing about people’s favorite Pokemon and why those are their favorite Pokemon. The reasons are so varied, and it’s like a little personality test except it’s not prescriptive or pseudoscience, it’s just good fun and you get to hear about people’s little monster blorbos.

[civvic]

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

[civvic]

you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

[k-eke]

Those tiny black birds that runs very very very fast