👉🏻😎👉🏻

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i’ve never pretended to have good taste.. i know everything i like is garbage but i’m having a hell of a time!

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

Im a yellow rubber chicken and god is a 19 year old viner throwing me off of buildings and beating me with unusual objects to make me scream for the enjoyment of his followers. send post.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

anyway I’m browsing vampire fetish forums like I usually do to cheer myself up and this girl asked if there are any hot vampire dudes out there looking to hook up or if they’re simply too hard to find and someone replied “Not With a body like your you just got to find one. I am not vampire but I am not mortal. I am Tuath Dé. you are cute message me”

and I have not gotten over this and probably never will.

“sorry I’m not a vampire but I AM an ancient Irish deity. Ur cute hmu”

like Im fucking REELING I want this to be real for the sheer ridiculousness of it. never in my life have I wanted more for magic to exist on this Earth than in this moment.

[loreweaver]

this post is twelve different kinds of fantastic but I’d like to take a moment and crop out my absolute favorite thing about it which is

[angels-twice-descending]

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCK YOU FUVK WHY FUVK THIS WHY

[pixiecodesnowbaz]

N-

[dracularas]

i am a simple man. i see vampires and i lose my shit

[failfred-bitchcock]

[whatevernatureis]

productivity

[dracularas]

i am a simple man. i see vampires and i lose my shit

[logarto]

son of a bitch everythings real

[doortoanotherdoortoanotherdoor]

with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

[cruzfucker]

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

when a friend you low key had feelings for gets in a relationship and you’re really jealous and a little sad but also very happy for them because their new partner seems like a wonderful person and they treat your friend right so they’re good in your book

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[daintybeth]

mentally i’m a fairy but physically i’m a goblin

[deepsea]

[lubricates]

what is this

[killurslef-deactivated20221025]

yall realize diversity isnt just white people and then one poc right? the world is full people of different races and cultures and not representing that in your characters is. gross lol

[killurslef-deactivated20221025]

it is absolutely required that white people rb this

[doctorwhogeneration]

I screamed at this

[scumfuckus]

my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

[scumfuckus]

if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

your dad is a fucking innovator

[wizardlyghost]

hey for no reason whatsoever at what age would i completely hypothetically be able to murder jeff bezos

[warframe]

legal at birth next question

[fourmars]

The Assasination of Julius Caesar

15 March 44 BC