local cryptid

enjoy your stay in whatever the fuck this is

[whunt]

i need to attend a bad house party right now or i will kill myself.

[platinum-iridium]

i’m woman enough to admit that i’m becoming my dad

[jessebloom]

the cdc guidelines be like "fully vaccinated people can have public sex. unvaccinated people must live inside a room with yellow wallpaper."

[surra-de-bunda]

Whenever I see Kylie Jenner I think about how fucked up life is. Like how much of a joke it is.

[4939292028274737272182938-deact]

"musk" and "grimes" is what i. clean off the floor...................

[f85o-deactivated20230618]

[389]

me and 15 other strangers at the Ayahuasca retreat

[milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate]

[51don]

I hate texting. Come live with me.

[jumex]

i made my own vaccine back in august i just didnt make a big deal about it 🙄

[emmablowguns]

This is how shit feels lately

[greatmortality]

babygirl you are strange and offputting

[miffied]

ok ill bite. whats a stock market

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

my toxic trait is that im the best person youll ever meet so everyone else in the world is kinda ruined for u after talking to me once

[stimman4000]

men will be like oh quirky girls this quirky girls that but freak out when azealia banks digs up her dead cat and boils it. you could never handle a real quirky girl

[curseworm]

my guardian angel just fingers herself all day 😑 girl help me

[owiez]

JOE IS BIDEN ?

[owiez]

FUCK I MEANT JOE IS PREISDENTE ?

[googleimagesofgod]

ladies say it with me I am normal We are normal

[company]