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I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

[ID: A digital calendar. 2PM-4PM is labeled “waste my potential”. 4PM-6PM is labeled “isolate and be avoidant”. 7PM-8PM is labeled “have a snack”. 8PM-10PM is labeled “feel guilty over the past”. End ID]

wastrelwoods

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist

vermilionstarlight

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

nitrobishop

boston driving advanced tech guide

you've probably already noticed that turn signals ("blinkahs") don't serve their usual function here - a common saying on the server is that using them as intended is just giving information to your enemies. you may be tempted to conclude that these "blinkahs" are useless. not so! they are exclusively used for parrying cars audacious enough to think they can just drive past you. the timing is a five-frame window beginning when you can first see the approaching car in your sideview mirrors. simply engage your blinkah and then immediately jump out in front of your opponent. if you get the timing right, you will build super meter. if you're too early, you've accidentally performed a safe traffic maneuver, resetting your meter to 0. if you're too late, you crash and may have to transition to direct PvP, which is outside the purview of this guide.

yellow lights can also be parried by running them, with the amount of super gained determined by how far you make it through the intersection before the light turns red. the ideal window you're aiming for here is between your front and back wheels crossing the white line

you can use your super meter to cast a variety of spells to hinder your opponents. popular meter-efficient spells include mainstays such as "Summon Double-Parked Uber Eats Driver", "Line-Skipping Merge", and "Greater Unmarked Cop". if you max out your meter, you can cast the legendary "Power Word: Storrow".

the super meter system works differently for bikes. obviously, since they lack blinkahs and run red lights anyways, they can't build super in any of the normal ways. instead, they build it up passively, since their very existence enrages every driver around them. to offset this, the spell list for bikes is a lot lower-power than the spell list for cars, mostly being focused on mobility or utility instead of offense (although there are some notable exceptions like "U-Lock Missile"). the capstone spell for bikes is, of course, "Post Misleadingly Edited GoPro Footage On Reddit".

Quincy is a PvP-enabled zone.

mrsterlingeverything

I bought a timer lock box for my weed pen. I will be high in 7 days and 1 minute

mrsterlingeverything

anglaised

im so obsessed with this meme like its not even funny but it keeps making me giggle its not funny. but i am laughing

anglaised

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dogpuppy

segamascott

asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

shinyrock6498

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

asksloyxp

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

support

One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

monopoison3r

nearing the 10 year anniversary of banishing editable reblogs

segamascott

7dmom

Omg the sweetest girl in the whole world sent me a friend request a bit too early into the relationship. Denied. Going on my list of sickening desperate fools.