angel

ladies and gentleman we are floating in space

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[markovchaingang]

physicists: think they know enough to be an authority in other fields

chemists: don't think they know enough to be an authority in other fields

biologists: aren't even sure they know enough to be an authority in their own firld

mathematicians: don't understand why you seem to think they'd ever want to leave the beautiful and pure realm of numbers and have anything to do with any other field

[sophsun1]

The Simpsons – 16.20: Home Away from Homer

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

my dream is to make a statement so true and verifiable that no one could misinterpret it even fi they were trying.

... Instead of end world hunger? What's wrong with you?

[myconetted]

affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

hello i am a normal person. i am wearing flip flop sandals and a dress and an underwear. i am holding my hand up above my eyes so i don't get the sun into them. my interests include experiencing pleasure and not experiencing pain. i like to eat the corpse of a tortured thing fried up nice and crispy. i like to poke myself with pushpins. and i wander around the city to the safeway supermarket where i am a cashier at the safeway supermarket. in a state of being dazed and delirious. is how i wander there. i am normal and i like to be normal. please

[memorycycle]

the handle of the jug being hollow so that some milk gets in it is genius because its a spot where they can just chill and not have to worry about fake social rituals and small talk

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

[weepingwitch]

theist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible so God is forced to intervene

atheist accelerationism: the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible in order to trigger a collapse of the current economic and socio-political structure

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible

[gay--dog]

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

[sea--burn]

me and your idealized past ancestor had a oral tradition let me tell you

[bisexualityjunkie]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation

[unusual]

[karvina]

just dropped out of harvard butterfly school

[circusheart]

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

[visenyaism]

For the thought crime of experiencing optimism you have been sentenced to five years of propeller hat and rainbow lollipop