Dead man walking

Ness, ♑ Cute n Spooky 💀🤍

[peerieweirdo]

i dont know the context but i cant stop watching this tiktok

the drama???? the energy???? the facial expressions???

this brings me joy i cant explain

[peerieweirdo]

this is what DND should feel like

[titkoks]

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[strange-house-art]

Oath

[justgarb]

source: nottheworstmom on IG

Yeah, these would do numbers at the ren faire. I'm giggling about how her boobs come in like the nose of the star destroyer in A New Hope

[deetsvibre]

Anime boob physics happening in those dresses... But damn I am not upset.

[madlori]

I am crying laughing.

"Can I spank men with one of those giant paddles? I'll work for free." Honey, the men would be paying YOU. A lot. For the privilege.

[prof-grace-aspen]

'Watch how long it takes for my face to come into frame"

i lost my fucking shit lmao

[ruffboi-mags]

"I feel like this one looks like the mormon missionary version" GIRL XD

[rongzhi]

The art of seduction

English added by me :)

[monsterbutch]

this is one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[formlessdemi]

God forbid Chippy do anything

[jibberr-jabberr]

“>:O”

[kragehund-est]

people should NOT be allowed to say they met their partner online when they used a dating site or app. if you say "we met online 🥰" i expect to hear that you got into an argument in a homestuck fanfic comment section and fell in love. that you met in a furry discord server and got married. not that you swiped on tinder until you met fucking josh who lived 3 miles away.

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[gemike]

[parkchanwoohoo]

Lmaoooo you can see it sweeping in on the right at the start of the video

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[drtanner]

So yeah if you watched this before without unmuting it, you're.

You're gonna need to come back and unmute it.

[forestechos]

As a 31 year old I’m telling you, life does not end after your twenties nor are you old in your 30s. I might have a smile line or two and some new aches in my body but there is so much more life to live. If you are feeling the inevitable passing of time a little more lately, I just want you to know that it is okay if you don’t have it all figured out yet by 18, 22, 25, or any age after. And you certainly don’t have to fit any mold that society has placed in front of you. Go at your own pace, be kind to yourself.

I promise there is time left for you.

[catmask]

(a little longer than) 10 minute clodsire warmup

my 10 min mon was a bit more than ten minutes today. because as i was drawing it my bboyfriend said 'you should give it a pumpkin, like they do for those baby hippos at the zoo' and i just sat there in silence realizing ive never drawn a pumpkin before...

so while clodsire was drawn in 10 minutes, the pumpkin, i spent a very long time staring at google images of pumpkins and trying to draw it properly, because i was embarrassed to not know how to draw a pumpkin, and because i would do anything to make my boyfriend smile

[neofooturism]

[neofooturism]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Wunk is NOT trapped

[fuddlyduddly]

he is encased in glass for your viewing pleasure

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[jollyfurydragonballer]