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rgstewey-deactivated20150603

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like

if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul

mr-elementle

A Human soul is worth $660,326.82 according to “The devil went down to Georgia” where the Devil offers a fiddle of gold as an equal bet against a soul.

assuming a fiddle weighs about 450 grams and is primarily made out of spruce and maple. The density of spruce is 0.43 g/cm3, and the density of maple is 0.6 g/cm3. As an estimation, we’ll just average these and suppose that the average density of the material of a violin is 0.515g/cm3. so If the Fiddle weighs 450 g and has a density of 0.515 g/cm3, that means that the volume of the wood of the Fiddle is 873.8 cm3. Our hypothetical golden prize had gold in lieu of wood. So 873.8 cm3 of gold weighs 16.9 kg — almost forty pounds! — or 543.3 troy ounces.

Since the selling price of gold today is $1215.40 per ounce that gives us our value, but as for cupcakes it’s a little harder, most cupcakes sell for $2.50 to $4.00 at a bake shop, so let’s average that to $3.25, some simple division and we get our answer

Pedro can buy 203,177 cupcakes and have $1.56 left over.

mr-elementle

when the fuck did i do this? i have no memory of this

nippytubes

but you’re only calculating the price of the gold, not of the gold being in the shape of a working fiddle. p sure pedro can get a lot more cupcakes for his soul

#rose #q #queunicorn

ghostlytitanism-blog

(( Hey! So in light of my Disciple blog moving, this blog will now follow back from “aberrantcadenza” NOT “roopchoo”. This is so I can remain active here! ))

?? eh

#ooc reblog #more dancing boys 2k16

mother-rosa-maryam

Don't hissing on John Egbert please

What… Is This Supp+osed T+o Mean?

ghostly-archive

hissssss! :B

haha, i don't know, but i'm sorry if people are messing with you! we egberts can typically hold our own, but to my knowledge you've never said a word about us, so...

at any rate, you seem nice, and i hope you have a good day.

#mother rosa Maryam #((hi it's kitty :') Im impulsive