what am i even doing?

| Jimbo | they/them | adult | Bi | Ace | I've been here for toooo long

[azrakon]

[the-grand-author-ne]

[remy-labelle-purple]

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[pulim-v]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[robertfagden]

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

[smooth-jazz-radio]

Next @green-with-envy-phandom-event with lines by @ovytia-art

[grizzart3]

Raymun "the woke" Fossoway

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[lenacraft]

March

[abstractandedgyname]

[alicewiththreefingers]

Cousin: slugged

Rowan: fucked

Future: locked

[greenprase-art]

thought about two guys who never interact way too much.

[baleful-meat-worm]

helen arcade carpet colours

[rhaesaria]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

you can't even tell a fangirl "I hope your blond man suffers and dies" because she wants that to happen to him too

[florthier-than-thou]

#I hope they pair your blond man off with a boring female character in the eleventh hour #l hope he marries her in the epilogue so that they can have a bunch of kids and play in an idyllic field or park somewhere #I hope it's wildly out of character and is super heteronormative and every you time you bring it up #people say things like 'oh you just can't appreciate a happy ending'

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[melusinemuse]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[justshushu]

[solreefs]

beautiful strangers named extreme cold warning are texting me to make plans on friday

[fleev]

So... i love them very much

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse