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please read!!!

so um, here is a post that you can signal boost, but this is to explain a thing in more detail.

i suffer from depression, anxiety, adhd type 1, and i am questioning bpd (but i’m not absolutely certain), and i am currently living with my dad. i don’t have a job, and my dad doesn’t have that much money, so i don’t really have very much food; i have been living on next to nothing for months, honestly. i used to live with my mom, who emotionally and psychologically manipulated/abused and isolated me for years. i moved to louisiana to escape her, only to be sent back to my dad’s house by my so called “friends”, so this means she and my equally abusive brother are back in my life. additionally, my dad keeps threatening to kick me out, and my mom keeps threatening to sell the house i live in. hooray.

so at the very least, i need $250ish dollars for a plane ticket to arkansas to i can live with my boyfriend. we can probably handle the rest from there, and we will be driving back to oregon to live together once we have the money, but i would really like to leave as soon as i can. just a dollar from you would make such a difference!!!

thank you for reading this! click here for my donation box, and my paypal can be found at [email protected] (THAT’S MY BIRTH NAME. DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT IT PLEASE.)

please boost this!

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if everyone following me gave me on one dollar each, i would be about $465 dollars OVER my goal. seriously, just a dollar or even less helps! i don’t care how much you have to give, it will be better than nothing.

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hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

hey, i set up a donation box!

haaa, yep! it’s nothing too fancy, and it isn’t for any particular cause (other than the fact that i have barely enough money to eat on a regular basis?), buuuttt…

i will be setting up voice commissions sometime! and other things!!

so i guess it’s more for future uses? shrug.

here it is!

[kanidaes-moved]

attention everyone who needs money!

i’m not sure you have heard about this app, but it’s called feature points. what you do is earn points for downloading and playing apps for a minute or two, and then when you get enough points you can earn starbucks, itunes, amazon, and xbox/playstation gift cards! you can also earn actual paypal money! 

that sounds like a scam or a virus, dude.

i know, i was skeptical at first too. but it’s actually legit! i swear!!!

see, the reason they do this is because of advertising. they are literally paying you to play their games. cool, right?

if you still don’t believe me, go check out the #featurepoints tag on tumblr!

what do i do?

ok, so first go to featurepoints.com on your iphone or android’s internet browser. when it asks for a referral code put in YCXGSA; this referral code will give you 50 points to start with, right off the bat!  then, when you have it downloaded, put in your email address and follow them on facebook and twitter to have about 30 more extra points to start with! then go and give your friends your referral code because you get 50% of the points they get on every single app they download. if you have more than one device you can do this on then use your own referral code and earn extra points on one device from using another! theeeeeeen go and start downloading apps! make sure you read the directions; most the time you just have to stay on the app for about a minute or two, but sometimes you have to complete tutorials and such too so make sure you pay attention to that.

3000 points can get you a $5 starbucks card, $5 in paypal money, and $5 in amazon money.

6000 points can get you $10 in playstation/xbox credits, $10 in paypal money, and $10 in amazon money.

15,000 points can get you $25 in amazon money and in paypal money.

guys, if you get 600,000 points you can get $1000 in paypal money.

so what are you waiting for????

download featurepoints, use the referral code YCXGSA, put in your email and follow them on facebook and twitter, give your code to your friends, and start downloading apps! it adds up really fast and you don’t have to do much of anything!!!!

if you have questions go ahead and ask me!

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(( i am prepared to paragraph with a dave or a karkat. who wants to be my dave or karkat. ))

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(( cough cough, the kik is ghostlypranks. you can leave a message for john to wake up to or something. good night! ))

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williamore messaged me on kik, so i decided i should probably check this thing out again. it's been awhile!

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goooood evening tumblr! i am sitting here with a pizza and a bottle of pepsi, because i think eating healthy is important.

[kanidaes-moved]

LET’S DO THIS SHIT.

[princebot-blog]

um, hello there! my name is john egbert. um...i heard that you are a pretty intricate robot/android/computery thing? and i think that's really neat, wow!

Oh! Gosh! That’s very kind of you to say, thank you! I am an android, yes. (: Can I help you with anything?

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oh uh, i don't think so...but i will totally ask you for assistance if i need anything super important. like, say my computer is blowing up or something. then i will definitely need you, haha. aw jeez, i probably wasted your time though sorry about that. i just really wanted to say hello. i haven't actually met anything like you before! well, beyond a robot bunny with a shit load of guns anyways. so, i guess...how are you?

[foade]

Reblog if you want a cute message right now, no matter if it's anon or not.

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hey guys! does anyone want to tell me about their day?