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Anna, INFJ, spooky sea witch/nurse living for rad music, singing, cryptozoology, the ocean, & the scary things it harbors! B) If it's spooky, funny, musical, Grumpy, vintage, or a dank meme, count me in.

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

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The Beatles

↳ Motif: Birds

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So this is how the sleeve is coming!  :3

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Loch Ness Mom-ster, ala Robin Robinson–even monsters need to eat their veggies.  Can’t just be unsuspecting tourists all the time!  Also a second b-day present for my mom, who put up with a few years of very whiny picky eating from me as a kid, but eventually raised an adult human who LIKES vegetables.  

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Early this year we posted about the Nessie Ladle by OTOTO, an awesome soup ladle shaped like the Loch Ness Monster. Today we learned that, although she’s one of the world’s most famous cryptozoological mysteries, Nessie isn’t alone. She’s got a mother, Mamma Nessie! The latest creation by OTOTO, Mamma Nessie is a colander spoon and, when cooking time is over, her daughter Nessie can ride on her back. Utensil storage doesn’t get much cuter:

Mamma Nessie is currently available for pre-order from the SOHO Design Shop in either Turquoise or Green. She ships in just a couple weeks, but don’t worry, she won’t be swimming her way to your home. This kitchen cryptid travels swiftly via air mail.

[via That’s Nerdalicious!]

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The Lake Monsters of America

People love to fill in mysterious areas of nature with myths of monsters. Early maps had voids of knowledge marked with warnings that “Here be Dragons,"sasquatches are believed to be prowling the thick forests, and legends tell of strange creatures that might be concealed beneath the surface of our lakes. Here we present our map of American lake monsters (view it large here), showing the spread of cryptids that might be lurking in the depths of the waters of the United States.

You’ll see a good share of serpent-like animals of the Loch Ness Monsters variety, such as Isabella of Bear Lake in Idaho who was spotted by a Mormon pioneer in the 19th century and even had Brigham Young himself send a hunting party after the possible plesiosaur. There’s also the famed Champ of Lake Champlain, possibly the most famous of American lake monsters, and the Lake Dillon monster in Wyoming that some think is being suppressed by a secret society. However, that’s just where the fun of this fauna folklore begins, as there are also legends of monolithic turtles, webbed hominids, a goat man, a winged alligator snake, a horse-headed alligator, a giant killer octopus, and an eel with a pig head. Just for kicks, we’ve included some illustrations of the more curious entities on our Lake Monsters of America map.

For more in-depth assessments of the most curious of the bunch, keep reading The Lake Monsters of America on Atlas Obscura!

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Watch: 100 years of facial hair in 2 minutes is distracting mesmerizing educational.

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i’d like to marry this man thanks

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Ideal date: laying in ur bed showing u all my favorite songs

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when ur crush walks by and u try to act casual

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if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

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what does this say in english

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