i wrote a crackfic where Vox and Gigi fight in the parking lot of Dennys :3
Vox strolled through the park leisurely, his hands behind his back. Little did he know, someone was eying the item poking out of his pocket, his most prized possession. As he passed by some bushes, a figure leaped out, yanking the item out of his pocket swiftly.
“YES! This is perfect for my collection!” the figure yelled in victory. Vox spun around, baffled, to see a short gachapon wearing an oversized sweater holding his item in her sleeves.
“Wha- What the fuck?! Give that back!” He lunged forward, attempting to grab her. She dodged, hugging the item closely to her chest.
The tv groaned in frustration, stomping his foot on the ground.
“I dont have fucking time for this shit. Give it back or I swear to god I will DESTROY YOU!”
“Id like to see you try!”
Vox revved up his powers, electric shocks surrounding him.
“Hmmm…how about we battle it out somewhere else? We have an audience here.”
Vox looked to his side to see a crowd of people staring at their dispute.
“Hello?? 911?? There are two freaks in weird halloween costumes trying to fight in the middle of-”
The Karen barely got her sentence out before vox zapped her, electrocuting her and breaking her phone.
“Ugh…how about we go to that parking lot?” Vox asked the thief, rubbing his screen with his fingers.
“Fine with me. Race you there!” She bolted off, leaving vox to scramble to keep up.
Vox collapsed to his knees on the concrete of the parking lot, exhausted. The thief holding his most beloved item, however, was eagerly jumping up and down.
“You ready?” she asked him. Vox nodded.
“Ofcourse I fucking am! I can't WAIT to kick you into the pavement!”
"A lot of foul language there buddy. You mad?”
Vox was fuming. Electric shocks surrounded him once more as wires emerged from his body. One lunged for the gachapon as she dodged it barely.
“Jeez! You couldn't wait could you?”
She opened up the lid on her head, putting the item safely inside and summoning a random item.
“Let's see what I get this time..”
She pulled it out of her head, revealing it to be an AK-47. Vox looked at her with concern.
“Woah.” She stood frozen, holding the gun in her two hands. A smirk slowly appeared on her face.
The two sprung into action, Vox reaching toward her weapon with his many wires. She dodged them all, shooting at him with her gun.
“HAH! You can even fucking shoot-”
One of his wires severed off of his body as a bullet rammed into it, the wire making a clang sound as it fell to the ground. Vox stood in shock.
“Cartoon logic.” She shrugged and readied her weapon, aiming it at his head.
Vox dodged as she shot a bullet right where he stood, managing to scratch her arm with his claw. The wound bled black, staining the ripped sleeve of her sweater.
“That was my favorite sweater!” She exclaimed in dismay as they battled.
Vox, already exhausted from running, dodged slower and slower. His wires and cables sluggishly attempted to grab her, only to be shot.
The thief laughed and shot at Vox, hitting his arm. Vox screamed, his voice filled with static as he fell to his knees.
The gachapon snickered, lowering her gun and straightening her posture to look down on the tv.
“Guess I win!” She said, skipping away with the item and her new gun gleefully into the sunset. "Oh, and my names Gigi by the way."
Vox’s threats became quieter and quieter as she skipped, the item bouncing inside her head. She reached up with one hand and took it out to observe its beauty and elegance.
“I've always wanted a shark plush wearing a pink tutu.”
