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"Fine, do things your way" || @safetylightsarefcrdudes
@safetylightsarefcrdudes
Holtz grinned, swinging the soldering iron by it’s cord. “Don’t I always?”
Independent Magnus Bane from the Shadowhunters Universe Verses for books and series available
Mun and Muse way over the age of 21. Open to anyone and all fandoms Multiverse and AU friendly
Let me show you what real magic looks like
I have spent the last week on my glittery warlock and somehow, I still made it onto two follow forever/bias lists? How the heck did I deserve that?
I will do my best to scrape up my muse for Holtz again and return to this blog over the weekend.
#I feel like this is what you get after someone says ‘just stand like you normally would’
Accent!
//Well, hello! 1/10
Accent Challenge
If I get 10 “accents” I’ll answer these
TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!!!
Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
"How do you get your hair like that?" (just-debarging-in)
@just-debarging-in
“My hair?”, Holtz screwed up her eyes to look up, poking at the mess of curls with one finger. “It’s just my hair.”
during holtzmann’s toast, when she says “i never really thought i’d ever have a friend until i met abby”, erin’s face just changes into this confused and disbelieving expression as if she cant understand why nobody wanted to be friends with her girlfriend holtzmann (ಥ﹏ಥ)
Wanna RP: A PSA
Wanna RP together? Let’s do it.
Wanna jump into my inbox randomly? Do it.
Send me a starter? Do it.
Wanna plot? Do it. IMs are a thing now. Let’s go.
Wanna- Just do it.
My inbox and IMs are always open for whatever reason you can think of.
Reblog if you do NOT mind or care if someone CAN’T answer your sent asks or memes.
Sometimes muns have too much to do & muses are fickle. Also, you understand that muses & muns can’t always think of something to reply, & it would be too OOC to force something out.
It amazes me how many people reblogged this with a completely OPPOSITE caveat attached. The point of this PSA is allow your partners a “get out of jail free card.” ASKS AND MEMES are not the same as threads. Asks and memes are NOT AS IMPORTANT. If you seriously expect EVERY ask and meme you send out to be answered or for the mun to send out a constant “hey I can’t answer it” message every time they get blocked, that is counterintuitive and selfish. THE POINT OF THIS REBLOG was to indicate that you, the mun, won’t pressure your partners and make people feel like shit for not answering.
By DELETING THE OP CAPTION and tacking on: “sure, as long as they tell me because I hate assuming they hate me” or “I can wait forever!! take your time!” NO. You missed the point. This PSA is stating that you are relinquishing the pressure from a receiver from having to reply to every single ask you send them if they are overburdened or can’t think of something, or your muse’s meme does NOT fit their muse’s vibe. CASE CLOSED NO CAVEATS.
I had this idea of holtz being possessed by a ghost and drew a bunch of that 💦 You can read about it under the cut. Warning: it’s angsty
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Keep reading
“Woo! Gotcha! I just wanted an excuse to touch you. It’s a classic Kate trick. I touched the Hems. You saw it.”
Sorry about the silence on my end.
We got a heatwave here which generally leads to migraines for me and migraines aren’t exactly conducive for a good mood. So I am trying to stay cool and not let this weather zap my confidence in my writing.
I’ll be back. (Insert best Arnie voice here)
Texts From Last Night Sentence Starters
“Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen?” “That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we’re drinking tonight in celebration!” “Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate.” “Okay I’m officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots.” “I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I’m very well-rounded.” “Did you happen to find my bra? I’m pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar…” “We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she’s the one.” “So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.” “I cannot handle Xanax… I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube.” “I don’t need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios.” “It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!” “Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.” “He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can’t hold that against me.” “Should I get the rainbow boxer briefs?” “As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can’t handle.” “Yeah, I mean I’ll probably fuck him regardless but I’m trying to be a lady about it.” “I swear to god, if you have sex in my bed one more time you’re gonna start paying rent!” “Reminder- he’s a douche bag. A big one.” “He took shrooms and didn’t want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn’t want to break.” “We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.” “I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar…” “I feel like you’re the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society.” “No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.” “When I’m drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.” “We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk two blocks and get into our backyard?” “He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that?”
secretly dating aus might be my favourite aus
you look so hot but i can’t go near you with all these people around so i’m just going to send you dirty texts until we get an opportunity to leave without looking suspicious
we were snuggling in our underwear when my roommate came home early from vacation now you have to try and sneak down the fire escape while i distract them with really terrible small talk
we made the mutual decision to go to this party separately and when i arrived there was this asshole flirting with you and i’m trying not to make it obvious i’m seething with jealousy but it’s really difficult
we were fooling around in my car and you accidentally left your sexy underwear in the back seat which one of our friends finds just as we’re about to go on a really long, awkward roadtrip
my friend set me up on a blind date and i can’t really refuse because they think i’ve been single for ages so they think they’re doing me a favour and we have a massive fight about it that ends with us saying “i love you” for the first time
secretly dating aus give me life
"Even if your hands are now spectral, still: keep them off my babies!"
“How about you come over here and make me,” the spirit sneered, sending tools flying in all direction with a flick of his wrist.
Very pointedly, Holtz held up her newly calibrated gun. "The proton stream of this gun is positively loaded with electrons. You, as a ghost, are mostly photons. Do you know what electrons do to photons?"