Saving the happy au: Talk about a bad idea.
“ Ohshitohshitohshitohshit!!! THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!!!” Danny was burnt toast, he couldn’t believe he was being chased by a giant ancient flying Chinese lizard!
How was he supposed to know that the dragon could sniff him out with its tongue like a snake!! I mean, I guess he can see the family resemblance but come on!!! How was any of this fair, good egal eyesight, and a cool sniffing tongue?
It’s like Danny just met the grass snakes cool older bigger brother and he had a bone to pick with him. At least Danny got the bead, now all he has to do is find a time-hole.
great just great, I’m on the Chinese menu, and now I have to, hopefully, run into a portal before I become char sui.
might as well sauce me up and put me in a pan because-
“ OW FIRE, FIRE, WATCH IT BUDDY I’M HAVING AN INNER CRISES HERE!!”
Danny yelled raising his favorite finger up to the hot breathed dickwad, before sliding behind a rock. The dragon obviously didn’t like that because the next thing you know he was spewing fire angrily from his mouth towards Danny’s vicinity.
The dragon tried to melt the boulder out of existence so he could get his grubby little claws on his thief, thankfully, on Danny’s part, to no success.
But this rock ain’t gonna last forever, there are only so many layers one can melt before they get to the center of a Danny pop.
Quickly looking around, Danny tried to find a way of escape, he looked in relief as he spotted a tiny Danny sized hole he could crawl through,
“ Ah ha, try to squirm your way into this one, you beety eyed, hormonal, skin shedding, green pogo stick.”
getting on his hands and knees, Danny managed to crawl through the hole, and just in time too, because the nice little rock had turned into a pile of goo, revealing a steaming mad dragon in it’s place.
“Ha catch me now you oversized gecko!!!” Danny mocked behind his shoulder as he wiggled his ass in victory.
a loud roar was heard and a heated puff was felt through the tunnels entry way, the dragon had placed it’s mouth onto the hole, sucking in a deep breath to his lungs.
If Danny thought what he thought he thought, then he was in deep shit, crawling as fast as his hands and knees could carry him, Danny proceeded to frantically get as far away from the upcoming blast as possible.
a small light illuminated his back and he felt a heat rising up. Great, just great!!
crawling as fast as he could, Danny heard a giant whoosh from behind him before he fell through a tiny hole in the ground. he saw a blaze of flames above his head as he plummeted down, down, down, deep down, into the darkness.
and before he could be consumed whole, Danny thought of one thing before he felt a cool embrace of water encasing him gently from the harsh fall.