WE ARE PARTY MARTIANS. WE ARE MTV SCUM.

ghoul - he/she

[ghoul-fuel]

Hello <|:•)

my sideblogs are @vertebrae-hideaway and @freak-coded

[apolladay]

What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?

1000 cockroaches

One man

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.

[spacehunter-m]

[bruzum]

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.

[diviniaviti]

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

[steelycunt]

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[spiralfucker]

Gay kink stores are like here’s the fuck master 5000 gnome king pig blaster it goes in your ass obviously pigfag and pansexual kink stores are like here’s like gender sensory backdoor pridefun exploration pleasure rod and it’s the same toy

[pansydivided]

im fascinated by this. how much can you tell about the christian sex store without doxxing yourself i need to know more

[moth-wizard]

Currently boiling Three count em Three baby carrots to feed my bugs because one person on reddit said their bugs liked that 👍

[moth-wizard]

i feel like pjackk

[moth-wizard]

again

[adonischildsupportcase]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Cats play fighting each other and just slapping the shit out of things will forever be the funniest thing ever

[clairenovvak]

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day

[goatsgomoo]

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

[segamascott]

[konoko]

[detectivehole]

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

[detectivehole]

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell